Kitchen Flirtations

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Lanolin

Lanolin

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we have hell pizza, dominoes, pizza hut
I think dominoes is alright. Pizza hut used to be the best
Hell go overboard on their whole marketing (our pizza is from hell) thing. Their pizza is ok but I dont know about the whole 'sacrifice to idols' thing...and maybe should keep away from it.

frozen pizza is an abomination though lol
I would rather have genuine pizza with fresh toppings where you see them flip the pizza bases in the air.

kfc have 'wicked wings' which I dont think a Christian should touch
And as for chillis, you shouldnt be eating or touching those either they are forbidden fruit and could kill you.
 
tourist

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Lanolin said:
And as for chillis, you shouldnt be eating or touching those either they are forbidden fruit and could kill you.
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...or at least set your insides on fire

Regarding the Hell pizza - their slogan could be that it's damn good. I would find that amusing.
 
Mem

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Purgatory Pizza would be a little more forgiving. The peppers aren't so bad once they're purged of all their seeds, and so you can still benefit from their nutritional value.
About every variety of pizza has been invented, like hamburger, taco, BBQ chicken pizza, etc., but nobody has thought of breakfast pizza. I don't know why.
 
Lynx

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Mem said:
Purgatory Pizza would be a little more forgiving. The peppers aren't so bad once they're purged of all their seeds, and so you can still benefit from their nutritional value.
About every variety of pizza has been invented, like hamburger, taco, BBQ chicken pizza, etc., but nobody has thought of breakfast pizza. I don't know why.
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Who says they ain't? I've seen pizza with scrambled eggs on it before.

It's not real popular though, and not many people do it.

It's better with a biscuit crust though.
 
Lanolin

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tourist said:
...or at least set your insides on fire

Regarding the Hell pizza - their slogan could be that it's damn good. I would find that amusing.
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they have got into a lot of trouble with their advertisements.
Christians can see the humour in it though some of the more devout wouldnt touch it. we are to avoid every appearance evil though though what other chain is encouraging children to read more books.Though its aimed at kids, not lambs.

so anyway, I hope God will forgive me for feeding readers pizza. its just everyone was so hungry ...this was before schools were having free lunches. I know some children subsisted on junk food as their parents couldnt afford to give them any proper lunch. Too exhausted. Lunch would be bread and peanut butter if you lucky, and a piece of fruit. No hot lunch or anything. I remember subsisting on potato chips.
 
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Lanolin said:
they have got into a lot of trouble with their advertisements.
Christians can see the humour in it though some of the more devout wouldn't touch it. we are to avoid every appearance evil though what other chain is encouraging children to read more books. Though it's aimed at kids, not lambs.

so anyway, I hope God will forgive me for feeding readers pizza. it's just everyone was so hungry ...this was before schools were having free lunches. I know some children subsisted on junk food as their parents couldn't afford to give them any proper lunch. Too exhausted. Lunch would be bread and peanut butter if you are lucky, and a piece of fruit. No hot lunch or anything. I remember subsisting on potato chips.
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In junior high my typical lunch was 2 bags of chips and 2 cartons of chocolate milk.
 
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Lynx said:
Who says they ain't? I've seen pizza with scrambled eggs on it before.

It's not real popular though, and not many people do it.

It's better with a biscuit crust though.
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Actually, that scrambled egg pizza sounds good. One of the toppings should be bacon though.
 
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Mem said:
Purgatory Pizza would be a little more forgiving. The peppers aren't so bad once they're purged of all their seeds, and so you can still benefit from their nutritional value.
About every variety of pizza has been invented, like hamburger, taco, BBQ chicken pizza, etc., but nobody has thought of breakfast pizza. I don't know why.
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I'm a bit puzzled too about that. Egg pizza is a no-brainer for sure.
 
Mem

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Lynx said:
Who says they ain't? I've seen pizza with scrambled eggs on it before.

It's not real popular though, and not many people do it.

It's better with a biscuit crust though.
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tourist said:
I'm a bit puzzled too about that. Egg pizza is a no-brainer for sure.
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A biscuit dough would better facilitate over-easy egg pizza, but I usually prefer an extra crispy thin crust. The yolk would take the place of marinara and the egg white would replace the cheese, but that goes without saying then the cheese would then be an extra optional topping along with a sprinkle of green onion.

tourist said:
Actually, that scrambled egg pizza sounds good. One of the toppings should be bacon though.
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There would definitely have to be cheese on scrambled egg pizza, all placed over a thin layer of salsa maybe or, for the spicier version, frank's red hot, topped with tomato and bacon.
 
Lynx

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Mem said:
A biscuit dough would better facilitate over-easy egg pizza, but I usually prefer an extra crispy thin crust. The yolk would take the place of marinara and the egg white would replace the cheese, but that goes without saying then the cheese would then be an extra optional topping along with a sprinkle of green onion.



There would definitely have to be cheese on scrambled egg pizza, all placed over a thin layer of salsa maybe or, for the spicier version, frank's red hot, topped with tomato and bacon.
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No salsa. White gravy. White gravy is the breakfast pizza sauce.
 
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Mem said:
A biscuit dough would better facilitate over-easy egg pizza, but I usually prefer an extra crispy thin crust. The yolk would take the place of marinara and the egg white would replace the cheese, but that goes without saying then the cheese would then be an extra optional topping along with a sprinkle of green onion.



There would definitely have to be cheese on scrambled egg pizza, all placed over a thin layer of salsa maybe or, for the spicier version, frank's red hot, topped with tomato and bacon.
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I was thinking of salsa too instead of pizza sauce. I think that some tomato slices would make a good topping. Like you said, maybe some cheese too. The biscuit dough is an excellent idea. I might just try making this concoction.
 
Lanolin

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I dont think anyone is allowed to do pizza delivery after midnight

what about cucumber pizza for the english served with tea?
 
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Lanolin said:
I dont think anyone is allowed to do pizza delivery after midnight

what about cucumber pizza for the english served with tea?
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Maybe make a cucumber pizza using a flatten scone for the crust. A scone is like a crescent, right? Oh, yeah, sliced tomato slices too. Mayb some bacon crumbles too. Or not. Interesting concept though.
 
Lynx

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Teatime pizza would be a dessert pizza, with strawberry jam and clotted cream, on a scone crust.
 
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Lynx said:
Teatime pizza would be a dessert pizza, with strawberry jam and clotted cream, on a scone crust.
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Yeah, that sounds about right. Is this clotted cream like whipped cream? I'm all set with the strawberry jam too. Oh no, now gotta get a carton of Lipton tea bags. Wondering if the stores still stock Red Rose Tea? Haven't had that in years. I have a couple lemons at the ready too in the veggie drawer in the fridge.
 
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