LOOK OUT!!! Silly warnings
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that reminds me of this REAL stoopid joke. Dumberoooo
Man talking to Doctor on the phone:
Man "Doc - I've burned both my ears"
Doc "How in the world did you do that?"
Man "I was ironing my shirt and and the phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake"
Doc "OK but how did you burn the other ear?"
Man "Well I had to call you"
does that make anybody else laugh??. .... ........
oh shut up.
Ok - my dumb warning - I bought a duraflame log that had "risk of fire" on the warning label.
Man talking to Doctor on the phone:
Man "Doc - I've burned both my ears"
Doc "How in the world did you do that?"
Man "I was ironing my shirt and and the phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake"
Doc "OK but how did you burn the other ear?"
Man "Well I had to call you"
does that make anybody else laugh??. .... ........oh shut up.
Ok - my dumb warning - I bought a duraflame log that had "risk of fire" on the warning label.
I dunno, some parents might be tempted to take that golden opportunity. Not bad parents really... just that sometimes kids can be trying.
I remember a Calvin & Hobbes comic. Calvin's uncle was leaving and he said Calvin should come visit him some time. Calvin said, "Shoot I'll go with you now. So long Mom! G'bye Dad!" Of course his parents said, "Calvin, get back here!" But while they were walking out of the airport his dad said, "Missed our chance dear. We could have bought him a ticket."
I remember a Calvin & Hobbes comic. Calvin's uncle was leaving and he said Calvin should come visit him some time. Calvin said, "Shoot I'll go with you now. So long Mom! G'bye Dad!" Of course his parents said, "Calvin, get back here!" But while they were walking out of the airport his dad said, "Missed our chance dear. We could have bought him a ticket."
