Looking for a traditional lawnchair

[Desdichado]

Oh to live in a time when a lawnchair was a lawnchair.

 

[proverbs35]

I want a lawn chair that makes me FEEL like sitting down.

 

[ServantStrike]

it does not get more traditional than this, though it fails your "on the lawn but not of the lawn" test on a certain level.

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That chair... is a harlot!

The football. The chair is wearing... ornamental dress!

 

[Practice-English]

If I understand well what
the topic is about:
All of us can share what's
the ideal lawn chair
that we love to sit on it...
Am I right or wrong about that!​

 

[Olerica]

If I understand well what
the topic is about:
All of us can share what's
the ideal lawn chair
that we love to sit on it...
Am I right or wrong about that!​

Oh, Amanda... We are often very silly in these threads, and we tease each other a lot and we have a lot of jokes based on word play. It can be very complicated to explain.

Yes, we are talking about lawn chairs, but we are again teasing about the 'traditional' threads.

 

[jaybird88]

i want the kind of lawn chair james bond would have sat in after blowing up a russian missile base.

 

[Olerica]

i want the kind of lawn chair james bond would have sat in after blowing up a russian missile base.

Is that a traditional or non-traditional lawn chair. 00-Sitting?

 

[pwrnJC]

You keep on wanting that as the world spins and your spiritual life needs to come first. We only hope you sit back in your dream chair and read your BIBLE. Why not seek your material items on ebay and save you questions about CHRISTIANITY for this forum.

 

[jaybird88]

Is that a traditional or non-traditional lawn chair. 00-Sitting?

sorry i didnt hear you, i was off thinking how cool i would look in a tux drinking my martini (rather shaken) sitting in my MI6 issue lawn chair. with a missle base inferno in the back ground.

 

[pwrnJC]

I would say in good old English terminology: "THOU needest to get off the milk and begin to eat the Meat"....let's put it into more modern terms: "GROW UP!!!"

 

[Tintin]

I might like to think I'm a modern Christian who says comfort doesn't matter. But when it comes to lawn chairs, I can't even comprehend sitting in one without a cushion. People say it's the craftsmanship that counts, but everyone secretly knows, comfort is what makes the chair. If a chair isn't comfortable, it's just not worth my time.

 

[Olerica]

I would say in good old English terminology: "THOU needest to get off the milk and begin to eat the Meat"....let's put it into more modern terms: "GROW UP!!!"

God bless you, pwrnJC. Thank you for your kind edification.

 

[CatHerder]

I may have changed my stance somewhat. Now that I think about it...



...the less traditional lawn chairs can be fun too. I'm keeping my options open.

 

[Lynx]

That is black heresy. You should repent of your desire for such an obvious tool of the devil to lure you away from the simple joys of a traditional lawn chair.

 

[Practice-English]

Oh, Amanda... We are often very silly in these threads, and we tease each other a lot and we have a lot of jokes based on word play. It can be very complicated to explain.

Yes, we are talking about lawn chairs, but we are again teasing about the 'traditional' threads.

Perfect, I'll do it the same me too!
Why not ?

 

[NukePooch]

As I kneel humbly by its side,
my lawnchair brushes underneath my chin
and whispers, "Make me a sandwich" against my skin.

For I doth quickly breeze into the forum
In search of a thread of such worth
That had not to do with erstwhile sadness
Of the Lonely wallowing in relational dearth

So on course, 'twas more the same
Discussion of one's traditional wish
As all should'st know no tradition is here
The web is no place for Amish

Slip'in back t'wards the exit
When I see Zero's timely thread
I click'd and I laugh'd and I guffaw'd
Alas! Th' spirit of life's enjoyment is not dead!

So my tradition is when I grew up
With hot aluminum arms that burn
And 70's color that doth jar the eye
Yearn for tradition? When will we learn?

 

[PopClick]

Pukenooch! Glad to see you back!

 

[PoetMary]

Bonus points for the poetic response. Woohoo!

For I doth quickly breeze into the forum
In search of a thread of such worth
That had not to do with erstwhile sadness
Of the Lonely wallowing in relational dearth

So on course, 'twas more the same
Discussion of one's traditional wish
As all should'st know no tradition is here
The web is no place for Amish

Slip'in back t'wards the exit
When I see Zero's timely thread
I click'd and I laugh'd and I guffaw'd
Alas! Th' spirit of life's enjoyment is not dead!

So my tradition is when I grew up
With hot aluminum arms that burn
And 70's color that doth jar the eye
Yearn for tradition? When will we learn?

 

[blue_ladybug]

Pukenooch! Glad to see you back!

who's pukenooch? His name is NukePooch..lol..

 

[PopClick]

who's pukenooch? His name is NukePooch..lol..

I know. I'm messing with him.