OK, seatbelted, don't shoot me, brother, the word of God is on my mind, so, before we get into talking about man things, like drinking bug juice and driving cars fast and monkeywrenching them into fine, hot-oiled, bored machines, we should go to the Lord this evening. We ALL need to be courageous when it comes to that, OK, men? Speak His words to you boldly when He puts them on your heart. The Lord leads. You will know. No guilt either, not like the Spirit in you will lead you from Him. Just the opposite.
OK, I'm going, the Lord leads, this I hope and pray, everyone might be busy but this is part three (what's 'three' in French?
) and, this is going to be some paree, paree, wait, that's not how I pronounce 'Paris,' I pronounce it 'skyscraper.' OK, enough with the humor, and, did you ever like those blueberries bonanzas I made for ya in those tall frosty glasses. Suh-weeet, huh, men? And, tarty
"It tasted like I was eating little soft, gooey things, but they were chewy, and, I like bubble gum, and, bubble tea, so, yeah, different but good," says tintinbro. "What was in it?"
"It was ugly, just ugly," says, who else, but, of course, Ugly. "Tasted like a Monday, and, I hate Monday."
You wouldn't be related to Garfield would you, brother, he hates Mondays, too, you know.
"The taste of sweet tarts was good, just like you said, green," says seatbelted.
Glad you liked them, and, tintin, bro, buddy, I just think you have to know that it was the healthiest blueberry shake you ever drank before, probably. Anyway, don't 'bug' me with that kind of question anymore fellas.
*Green shoulders DyingdailyHis, because he went bug-picking with him for the juice 'flavor' and 'texture.'
OK, and on we go, bow your heads, please, men.
"Lord, bring us through this man message to you, we give all the glory of the words and lessons to you, to work in our life as you lead us, Lord, in Spriit and in truth. amen."
This is about a not-so sweet topic, I mean, it's sweet, because it's the word of the Lord, but it's about the man and woman make-up and how the Enemy messed that all up, and, the message is about that trust that's just different when it comes to understanding each other, the Enemy's advances, and, even, God.
So we label part three, 'The Deception Of Trust,' having already spoke about we needing to trust God has our back and not trust in ourselves in part one, and, telling us to trust that we need the Lord in our battles in life, because, sometimes--and we may not even realize this--we are in a war, whether it's custody of our kids, a job in jeapardy(maybe, a career), or, YIKED!, who knows, maybe, even our life is in DANGER and we really only have one way out of the mess--trusting in Him. That trust is soo important, and, depending on who we trust in, it's so nourishing (God), so, unfulfilling (us), or, so, destroying, and, we all know that Satan is 'the father of lies,' and, who, GASP! can even come to us disguised as an angel of light ! Scary stuff !!! So, KNOW who you should trust, because Satan will kill ya, you will lose without God in your 'trust.'
So, deceiving was trust back in the beginning with Adam and Eve that God spoke in such a way that they were to TRUST Him when God said, 'You may eat of ALL the trees in the garden and eat all the plants and herbs of the field, but do NOT feed the animals!!!' Kidding. Kid-d-d-d-ing. OK, self-admission, I was up late last night, a little tired, watching 'Zookeeper.' OK, kidding again, now, where was I before I so rudely interrupted myself??
God said Adam and Eve could eat from everything pretty much EXCEPT the tree of the knoweldge of good and evil, right?
God told THEM, let's keep in mind, those that want to say Adam did not tell Eve, wrong, and, let's not make this a debate. But God told her, and, Eve, so in her heart of hearts, wanted to obey. But, that deception came.
Deception of what, men?
*Green hears silence. C'mon, someone must know. Deception of what? I already said it once, the theme even of this man message this evening.
"Me, me, me," says LIGHTupthesky, raising his hand quite politely.
"Ah, just spit it out, LIGHT, we ain't in kindiegarten now, you don't need to raise your hand, bro," says tintinbro, who, ironically enough, teaches little kids for a job.
"Deception of trust," says LIGHT, giving tintinbro a pointy-eyebrow look. "You should be more loving, aussie dude."
Exactly. The deception of trust. And, for answering, LIGHT gets the Haagen Daaz first dibs, don't worry men, we got all kinds of flavors, only difference is LIGHT gets his own pint EXTRA. So, be more brave, spit it out, don't dally.
So, what happened then after God commanded them to not eat of the K.O.G.E. tree? Eve wound up at that tree. Not sure how she got there, I don't think Scripture tells us that, but, we do know that she did get three and Eve did eat the fruit.
Why did Eve eat the fruit?
Yes, Maxman? Why?
"She thought it looked good," says maxwellln, adding, 'She thought it looked s-w-w-e-e-e-e-e-e-t.'
That's right, Scripture says, the fruit looked pleasing to the eye and was good to the touch. Now, why the other fruit around Adam and Eve ate before that wasn't good enough to the touch and pleasing enough to the eye, we may never know.
But, Eve did something before she saw that the fruit looked good ! What was it?
"She listened to bad music," says nukedppochers.
No, not 'bad music,' but you are on the right pack, nuikedbroman.
She listened to Satan !!! Satan told Eve that she would be like God, she would ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc like Him. Her eyes would be opened. So, she ate and Adam was sitting right beside her, Scripture states, and, she gave some of the fruit to Adam and he ate too. As soon as Adam ate of the fruit, the sin happened, there eyes were opened, just like Satan said. Satan didn't LIE, did he? Oh, but wait, Adam and Eve's eyes were opened to their nakedness and shame for having KNOWING they disobeyed God. God STILL gave them a chance to come clean? You bet !
God asked Adam why he ate, and, Eve why she ate, and, STILL, no accountability, they were so afraid of God and God had treated them so good. Why were they afraid?
"Sin," says ColaKid.
That's right, keeed, Sin. When WE sin, we become DIFFERENT. We having become deceived by trusting in the deception begin to become self-conscious, begin to realize that we can't get out of the mess we are in ! And, guess what, that's music to Satan's ears. he wants it no other way.
Sin = seperation from God .
That was Satan's intention in getting Eve to trust that Satan KNEW more than God about what happen to her when she ate of the fruit. Satan said, 'You surely won't die, but your eyes will be opened and you will know things like God." Or, be like God, is how I said it before. Same thing, no?
So, God was RIGHT, wasn't he? For all practical purposes, DEATH came to Adam and Eve, they had to leave the sweet succulent aroma and do-nothingness peace of the garden for a war-torn world, that would REALLY be different, like having to work for a living, have kids for a hurt burden, and, even have to hear of your oldest son killing your youngest son. Adam and Eve SAW all that...... all because of a......
Nukedpoochers fill in the blanks: "deception of trust.' Amazing, nukeds, you can be paying attention while you doodle a Top Fuel dragster on a bible notes page. Nice listeners you got, boy !
What about me, green? DyingdailyHis, you are a jim-dandy listener ! You wouldn't be related to Yankee Doodle, would you? OK, guys, I hope you all know I just been kidding around with ya, laughing with ya, hopefully, prayerfully, NEVER at any of ya, I Love ya all and when we are in this cave here, it's soooo easy to get distracted with things that are not of God, like, well, you know, paintball, cars, and, other things, like
"Women," says DyingdailyHis.
Yep, them, too, those creatures that God made after us, those ones we ARE to cherish, those ones we are to HEAR God wanting us to watch over, not watch flounder. Adam WATCHED Eve flounder, don't you think, Adam could have told Eve to not take the fruit?
But, God had a plan and it was carried out just as He planned, right, but, don't you think that we should, now, learn from that story in the beginning? Don't you think, my fellow men of God, that we should take the LEAD, that the Lord wants us to take the lead in relationship situations, whether we are married, or, just getting to know a opposite sex female type in a friendship, or, yes, relationship, that could lead to marriage?
2The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden,
3but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’ ”
4“You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman.
5“For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
6When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.
7Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.
8Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden.
9But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?”
10He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.”
11And he said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”
12The man said, “The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.”
13Then the Lord God said to the woman, “What is this you have done?”
The woman said, “The serpent deceived me, and I ate.”
14So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this...."
AAnyone want to close us in a man prayer before another round of Haagen Daaz , good times, and, NO women ! Hey, cut that out, you all CHEERING louder for that comment than you did the whole message. And, IF the ladies drop in, YOU ALWAYS respect them, the Lord leads. Got it. YOU are the man. Remember, Eve was deceived but YOU are the one who sinned. So, YOU now what's right, and, you are to do what's right and you are to GUIDE your lady friends, Christian and, even, non, as He leads, into doing things that REBUKE and PARRY and puree` the Enemies attacks at HER as He tells her He will take her to Paris and love and you NEED to stand up and tell her that real Love does not just take you places like that. It gets to know you, first, it gets to show you, first, His Love, and, the RIGHT guy will do that while the wrong guy will shower you with roses, chocolate, and, Paris.
God bless you, brothers, PARTY ON !!!!!!