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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
MATCHMAKER (2005) Qoutes
Ted: [enters the Love Solutions office to find his match-maker Ellen hunched over and despondent; she has failed to match him with the woman of his dreams in 3 days as she promised] Hi, Ellen! I think I want my money back!
Ellen Pierce: I'm a failure! I'm all washed up! I tried everything, Ted! I widened the search parameters. I tweaked the program! Last night I stood out on the street for 5 hours showing your photo to random pedestrians. No takers! Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half-price because you look like John Cusack and his/hers favorite movie is 'Say anything.'
[She breaks into tears. Ted sees an ice cream carton on the desk in front of Ellen]
Ted: Come on, Ellen! A pint of ice cream? Isn't that a bit of a cliche?
Ellen Pierce: It's full of bourbon.
[gulps it down]
Ted: This isn't hopeless! You're going to find someone for me!
Ellen Pierce: No! I won't! You're going to die alone!
Ted: [said with a forced cheer] I'm not going to die alone! Look at me! I'm bright! I'm attractive. You should go back out there and keep looking!
Ellen Pierce: No! You're never going to find anybody! And every year you're just getting older and it's getting harder and harder!
Ted: You're being ridiculous!
[indicates the wall on which Ellen has hung the photos of happy couples she has matched up]
Ted: I'm going to be up on that wall one of these days!
Ellen Pierce: No, you won't!
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although this is not a matchmaking site, God is the ultimate matchmaker. You may contact him through prayer and his agency is in prayer room. Now, in case he doesn't have a match for you, still contact him and visit his agency.
MATCHMAKER (2005) Qoutes
Ted: [enters the Love Solutions office to find his match-maker Ellen hunched over and despondent; she has failed to match him with the woman of his dreams in 3 days as she promised] Hi, Ellen! I think I want my money back!
Ellen Pierce: I'm a failure! I'm all washed up! I tried everything, Ted! I widened the search parameters. I tweaked the program! Last night I stood out on the street for 5 hours showing your photo to random pedestrians. No takers! Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half-price because you look like John Cusack and his/hers favorite movie is 'Say anything.'
[She breaks into tears. Ted sees an ice cream carton on the desk in front of Ellen]
Ted: Come on, Ellen! A pint of ice cream? Isn't that a bit of a cliche?
Ellen Pierce: It's full of bourbon.
[gulps it down]
Ted: This isn't hopeless! You're going to find someone for me!
Ellen Pierce: No! I won't! You're going to die alone!
Ted: [said with a forced cheer] I'm not going to die alone! Look at me! I'm bright! I'm attractive. You should go back out there and keep looking!
Ellen Pierce: No! You're never going to find anybody! And every year you're just getting older and it's getting harder and harder!
Ted: You're being ridiculous!
[indicates the wall on which Ellen has hung the photos of happy couples she has matched up]
Ted: I'm going to be up on that wall one of these days!
Ellen Pierce: No, you won't!
-oOo-
although this is not a matchmaking site, God is the ultimate matchmaker. You may contact him through prayer and his agency is in prayer room. Now, in case he doesn't have a match for you, still contact him and visit his agency.
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