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My dog !!
And you thought you were going to get fill in the blank !!
Ha ! Foooooled uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Why? I mean, why my definition of a wife is like my dog....
OK, let me count Thy ways, miladies and notmydudes (oh, OK, you can be my dudes, I think we established I could do that)
My dog and I took a walk the other day (We do about 5-6 a day by the way and play, play, play other times during day, she is 6 years old and still moves, and acts like a 2-year-old, ( psst, don't tell her that latter part, pre-erdy please ), .
Ok, on this walk.....
1. She looks around for things to do, always looking at me for direction, for STARTING THE PLAY!! , well, not all the time, she is purdy independent sometimes and can go off and read an e-book on her own but...
2. Everyone tells me how cute she is (How often do people tell you this of your wife or GF ? Whether they really are or not, people do, don't they, they just DO And, that's a good thing ) For the record, my girl is REALLY CUTE !
3. As we are walking, often she just stops all the sudden, for no reason, usually why the sun is out, and, will NOT budge ! I have to either wait for her to roll around in the grass forever as she then after gazes into the sun or IF I am in a hurry I pick her up and cradle her in my arms and CARRY HER. But at 65 pounds, as one can tell, this gets old after awhile. I will now show her a treat before we go walking and that way she maybe remembers (sometimes she does) that the faster we walk the faster she gets her treat
4. She shows her attention to me, HER MASTER, only when I am the only one around during the day. If my nieces, nephews are around, she goes to them and her tail always starts going a mile a minute, back and forth, in a blur. But, for me, when I am the only one around, she NEVER flashes her tail back and forth that fast, even IF I have one of her favorite foods for her in my hand, a Greenie. (What a cool name, eh )
5. She, at nighttime, is wanting to be away from me most times starting out the sleep, she sleeps on my bed, at the FOOT OF MY BED as I nod off. But then when morning comes, she is parallel to me, just slightly below my face, SNUGGLING !
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Note: This thread is NOT to bash miladies, no, no, nooooooo . It's just to make some observations known, and, personally, I have no problems with my dog (I love my dog, she gets treats and toys OFTEN and eats GOOD dog food ) , so, I am sure I would have NO problems with you.
The Lord leads .
And you thought you were going to get fill in the blank !!
Ha ! Foooooled uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Why? I mean, why my definition of a wife is like my dog....
OK, let me count Thy ways, miladies and notmydudes (oh, OK, you can be my dudes, I think we established I could do that
) My dog and I took a walk the other day (We do about 5-6 a day by the way and play, play, play other times during day, she is 6 years old and still moves, and acts like a 2-year-old, ( psst, don't tell her that latter part, pre-erdy please
), .Ok, on this walk.....
1. She looks around for things to do, always looking at me for direction, for STARTING THE PLAY!! , well, not all the time, she is purdy independent sometimes and can go off and read an e-book on her own but...
2. Everyone tells me how cute she is (How often do people tell you this of your wife or GF ? Whether they really are or not, people do, don't they, they just DO And, that's a good thing
) For the record, my girl is REALLY CUTE ! 3. As we are walking, often she just stops all the sudden, for no reason, usually why the sun is out, and, will NOT budge ! I have to either wait for her to roll around in the grass forever as she then after gazes into the sun or IF I am in a hurry I pick her up and cradle her in my arms and CARRY HER. But at 65 pounds, as one can tell, this gets old after awhile. I will now show her a treat before we go walking and that way she maybe remembers (sometimes she does) that the faster we walk the faster she gets her treat
4. She shows her attention to me, HER MASTER, only when I am the only one around during the day. If my nieces, nephews are around, she goes to them and her tail always starts going a mile a minute, back and forth, in a blur. But, for me, when I am the only one around, she NEVER flashes her tail back and forth that fast, even IF I have one of her favorite foods for her in my hand, a Greenie. (What a cool name, eh
) 5. She, at nighttime, is wanting to be away from me most times starting out the sleep, she sleeps on my bed, at the FOOT OF MY BED as I nod off. But then when morning comes, she is parallel to me, just slightly below my face, SNUGGLING !
________________________-
Note: This thread is NOT to bash miladies, no, no, nooooooo . It's just to make some observations known, and, personally, I have no problems with my dog (I love my dog, she gets treats and toys OFTEN and eats GOOD dog food ) , so, I am sure I would have NO problems with you.
The Lord leads .
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