Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

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live4faith

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1) I seek God with all my heart.
2) I'm genuine/loyal.
3) I make an outstanding lasagna.

Honestly though, despite my shortcomings, and as cliche as it might sound, I know what it means to love on a deeper connection. Beyond words and beyond a physical touch. My best friend is someone I've known for 21 years and we still enjoy each other's company. She balances out my quiet, shyness, while I quiet her loud approach. I've learned that with any relationship, there is a give and take. I find peace when I balance my relationships. My kids, my friends, my family, etc. But more importantly, I find peace when God balances my life the way He sees fit. So, I tend to go with the flow and always show love to anyone in my path.

Date worthy? I don't know. But man, I am a keeper when you get to know me! LOL
 

Lynx

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Eh, as long as you say the important stuff in text, I can skip waiting for the gifs to load. Just don't tell me a joke in a gif, cause I probably won't get it. And I won't get it. =^.^=
 

DuchessAimee

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About 90% of my jokes are now in gif form. It's mostly because I was told that I shouldn't post gifs. I'm still throwing a temper tantrum about it. :D
 

Lynx

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Gifs are no problem. You can post them till the cows come home, as they say around here. I won't be able to see them, but most will. But if you want to say something to me, it should be in text. Maybe I'll get a faster connection for my birthday.

Who said you shouldn't post them?
 

DuchessAimee

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Gifs are no problem. You can post them till the cows come home, as they say around here. I won't be able to see them, but most will. But if you want to say something to me, it should be in text. Maybe I'll get a faster connection for my birthday.

Who said you shouldn't post them?


Someone who said I was a better contributor to the forum over text. I guess he doesn't think I'm funny. Oh well. I'm delightful! ;)
 
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ServantStrike

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Someone who said I was a better contributor to the forum over text. I guess he doesn't think I'm funny. Oh well. I'm delightful! ;)
Well... when you're not asking some of us to be your henchmen at least.


Then you're all - "take this one out, take that one out, what do you mean what do you do with the body, that's you're job."
 

Lynx

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Yeah and all the bodies end up in MY garden! Have you any idea how hard it is to plant around all those? Not to mention plowing...
 
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ServantStrike

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Yeah and all the bodies end up in MY garden! Have you any idea how hard it is to plant around all those? Not to mention plowing...
Well that's because somebody broke the wood chipper.
 

DuchessAimee

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Yeah and all the bodies end up in MY garden! Have you any idea how hard it is to plant around all those? Not to mention plowing...


They're buried deep enough into the ground. Maxwel and ServantStrike do their jobs quite well.
 

djness

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ServantStrike

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They're buried deep enough into the ground. Maxwel and ServantStrike do their jobs quite well.
Yeah where is he any ways.

He told me he was going to get the van washed. I'm currently sitting in the middle of a corn field. I don't even have 4G, it's 3G service out here.
 

Lynx

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Ooooo....kay, this turn of topic is getting creepy. Especially the wood chipper part. >.<

It does remind me of a story though, about a guy who worked at a carpet factory and fell into a machine one day. He came out as several yards of deep-pile karastan. His wife had him rolled up and buried lengthwise, which was cheaper as it only took up half a plot.
 

ArtsieSteph

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Ooooo....kay, this turn of topic is getting creepy. Especially the wood chipper part. >.<

It does remind me of a story though, about a guy who worked at a carpet factory and fell into a machine one day. He came out as several yards of deep-pile karastan. His wife had him rolled up and buried lengthwise, which was cheaper as it only took up half a plot.
Holy poop I missed the wood chipper part ahahahaha. I was just being a goof.
 
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Sparkle1630

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My top 3 would have to be...:

#3 I have a very welshy accent which a lot of people find cute :)
#2 i'm very laid back and love having fun!
#1 Even though i could say personality...the top one would have to be that my heart belongs to Jesus first and foremost!
 
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ServantStrike

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Ooooo....kay, this turn of topic is getting creepy. Especially the wood chipper part. >.<

It does remind me of a story though, about a guy who worked at a carpet factory and fell into a machine one day. He came out as several yards of deep-pile karastan. His wife had him rolled up and buried lengthwise, which was cheaper as it only took up half a plot.
You've never seen that scene from Fargo then..


Actually it was just a bit of gallows humor. Industrial accidents and all that jazz. Actually an accident involving a jazz quartet would make for a good comedy bit.
 

Roh_Chris

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Oh, now I understand why you have a pic of a nuclear holocaust as your avatar.