Need Help Understanding 3-Armed People! (But No 3-Armed People Are Allowed to Post.)

[LostSoul01]

However, if you have 1, 2, 4, 5, or 6 arms... Any OTHER number than 3... You are more than welcome to post.

I'd say ...

Ephesians 6:17

"17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God."

does that count?!

oh.. wait!...I know..

This thread is meant only as extreme humor to lighten the mood of the forum.

maybe that'd be considered a too serious reply...! but on the other hand it's still a "Christian" forum/site, so I hope maybe it'd be OK!

..God bless!

 

[seoulsearch]

No worries, Lost Soul.

None at all. And thank you for posting.

 

[jeremyPJ]

Wow, I could play some really interesting stuff on my guitar with a third arm...look out Randy Rhodes lol...(R.I.P. Randy).

Now I have heard reference to a "third eye"...and a few other interesting specimens...no further comment there

I could raise my hand in class, while taking notes. Now that would be cool. And well, I better stop there. My mind is getting silly about this. cool thread Seoulsearch

 

[HappyGuy]

wait whats this thread about really....... lol

 

[cinder]

What three armed people really want:

free tailoring of all shirts to accommodate the third arm
gloves to come in trios instead of pairs
people to stop using limited dichotomistic thinking such as right handed or left handed
bicycles with special handlebars to accommodate the third hand
to be allowed in juggling and gymnastic competitions alongside two handed people
a numeric system with 15 digits

As for my armaments well I consider every brain cell to be a weapon so I've got you all outdone when it comes to being well armed.

 

[Olerica]

What three armed people really want:

free tailoring of all shirts to accommodate the third arm
gloves to come in trios instead of pairs
people to stop using limited dichotomistic thinking such as right handed or left handed
bicycles with special handlebars to accommodate the third hand
to be allowed in juggling and gymnastic competitions alongside two handed people
a numeric system with 15 digits

As for my armaments well I consider every brain cell to be a weapon so I've got you all outdone when it comes to being well armed.

isn't that a base 5 system?

 

[Lynx]

Nah, that's base 15. Base 5 is deemed far too restrictive. =^.^=

 

[Olerica]

Thanks Lynxie. I knew there was a system. I'm not at all a maths person, I used to be nearly phobic about math beyond basic fractions..... But I loved someone who was. (see, when you love someone, you spend time in their world to get to know them better and you start caring about their stuff because it's them!)



and no, that wasn't really aimed at you.

 

[Mo0448]

What if I have bear hands? This sounds unfair!!! I'm so confused!! Anyone wanna go to work for me today

 

[zeroturbulence]

Never say to a three-armed person, "Do you need a hand??"

Three-armed people have a huge advantage in movie theaters because when the person next to them starts trying to take over the armrest all they have to do is reach over with their third arm and pinch that person's hand. This freaks them out so much that they have to get up and leave..

 

[kodiak]

If taking this in the 2nd context, if you were a 3-armed person... What 3 things would you want to arm yourself with?

Cheetos, shoelaces, silly string

 

[ServantStrike]

I'm armed in more than 3 ways... does that mean I can post in here Kim?

[video=youtube;7Ec0iV1RPbQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ec0iV1RPbQ[/video]

 

[DuchessAimee]

There's no understanding the NukePooch. Great minds have tried, and failed.




(Okay, I won't post anymore.)

 

[DuchessAimee]

wait whats this thread about really....... lol

 

[NukePooch]

There's a world of difference between him and I, though.

He's an egomaniac, and I'm simply right.