Prenups

[cinder]

Partner who files for divorce gets nothing, except in the case of cheating where partner who cheats gets nothing. If both partners have cheated then everything will be sold for charity.

I cook, he does dishes.

Housecleaning will be hired out if he wants it done more than on very rare occasion.

Oh and the only agreement my parents seem to have along the lines of a prenup. Any divorce papers are to be written and signed in blood.

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

**le sigh** I guess we have irreconcilable differences. On to CC crush #1, #3, #4, and #5.

Catherder is a serial crusher? And... the list is GROWING! Watch out ladies. This guy is dangerous.

He cooks too. O_O

 

[jeremyPJ]

- There will be dogs
- I clean all bathrooms and kitchens
- There will be ceiling fans if at all possible
- The white gummybears are mine
- No wearing my heels
- Cheetos must always be shared
- No ill may be spoken of Joey Votto or Peyton Manning
- You must either be a good swimmer or agree to learn
- I get to sleep in my fuzzy socks no matter what

Share Cheetos? oh no...
Peyton who? Please forgive me, I'm old school Hoosier...Bears fan lol!

 

[Roh_Chris]

+ no bell peppers to be cooked in the home. however, bell peppers may be consumed at a neutral, third party location with adequate ventilation.

+ no birkenstocks, EVER. and socks, never with sandals. and no socks in bed.

+ road trips and adventures are mandatory.

+ also required: highly competitive games (like scrabble).

+ disputes will be settled with water fights.

+ i require a lot of laughter to make it through the day. please cooperate.

+ don't try to make me behave, please. that ship has already sailed.

Say, Madame GypsyGirl, could you give me your lawyer's number?


In addition to that list I have the following points -

- Must be a foodie. The solution for a bad fight lies in good food.
- No making me get on rollercoasters, hang-gliders, sky-diving, or anything that involves spinning or flying.
- Spices are banned from the vicinity of my plate
- Personal time-outs are mandatory
- Sharing a passion for music is highly desired: if you can't play an instrument, learn one.
- Sports, fitness and everything competitive is highly welcomed - it is not about winning/losing, it is about competing.

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

Say, Madame GypsyGirl, could you give me your lawyer's number?


In addition to that list I have the following points -

- Must be a foodie. The solution for a bad fight lies in good food.
- No making me get on rollercoasters, hang-gliders, sky-diving, or anything that involves spinning or flying.
- Spices are banned from the vicinity of my plate
- Personal time-outs are mandatory
- Sharing a passion for music is highly desired: if you can't play an instrument, learn one.
- Sports, fitness and everything competitive is highly welcomed - it is not about winning/losing, it is about competing.

Um... your first and third points are in direct contradiction with one another. O_O

 

[tourist]

Um... your first and third points are in direct contradiction with one another. O_O

Life can seem like a contradiction at times and I have found this to be particular true about relationships.

 

[Roh_Chris]

Um... your first and third points are in direct contradiction with one another. O_O

Er, it does not contradict. By spices I am referring to jalapenos, green chilies and such stuff. So, yes, you can enjoy your food without adding any spices.

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

Er, it does not contradict. By spices I am referring to jalapenos, green chilies and such stuff. So, yes, you can enjoy your food without adding any spices.

As long as Tony Chachere's still applies...

 

[gypsygirl]

Er, it does not contradict. By spices I am referring to jalapenos, green chilies and such stuff. So, yes, you can enjoy your food without adding any spices.

As long as Tony Chachere's still applies...

"Tony What-ere's???" i had to look that up.

and hey, the world needs more people who aren't ruining good food with spicy accouterments. ; p

though i consider very mild chiles a grey area.

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

"Tony What-ere's???" i had to look that up.

and hey, the world needs more people who aren't ruining good food with spicy accouterments. ; p

though i consider very mild chiles a grey area.

Well, we all know how you feel about peppers. Next time you are in Louisiana give me a call and we'll get you properly introduced to the wonderful world of spices.

 

[Ho11y]

-Don't tell me what to do. Rather, use trickery to make me think the idea was mine all along.

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<------I won't lie... sometimes this happens. Don't mess with the process.

-No cats, fish, gerbils, ferrets, birds or reptiles.

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Don't ever do this....

or this

it freaks me out.


-pizza will be eaten at least once a week.

- Any day i want is renaissance day

-There is no eating seafood anywhere near my personal ...persons. I must not be able to smell it, nor smell it on you.

-I am the most beautiful angelic thing you have ever seen in your life. That's never to be questioned... EVER!

-Cherry pie. Buy it.

 

[Pipp]

I will cook him meatloaf but I will not...let me repeat... I WILL NOT EAT ONE BITE OF IT and he must brush them meatloafy teeth before I will come within 5 feet of his lips.

easy peasy

 

[Loveneverfails]

I demand:

Cuddles
chocolate
an anime-watching partner
Full support and occasional participation in my random around-the-house dancing
More cuddles

 

[DuchessAimee]