Ruin a date in just four words

[joefizz]

well thats a rap!

 

[Galatea]

I love my ex.

 

[Tinuviel]

I love my ex.

I love mine too!

(If that were a real conversation, what would those people even be doing on a date, may I ask??) lol

 

[joefizz]

running out of options.

 

[joefizz]

oh please hug me!

 

[joefizz]

here's an onion ring(couldn't afford diamond ring lol)

 

[joefizz]

barbecue sauce is empty!

 

[WineRose]

Gimme your large soda...

*proceeds to suck it dry*

:3

 

[joefizz]

what is a date!

 

[WineRose]

What is a dictionary?

 

[88]

What is a dictionary?

***Where is the dictionary?

 

[WineRose]

I'm a rose made of wine...

(Yes, I know this isn't four words. I can do math.)

 

[PeterJens]

Is that something caught in your hair, oh, it is your hair.

 

[PeterJens]

I really used to like that music, but I have outgrown it.

 

[PeterJens]

I am very good at conversation. Choose any subject?

 

[KALYNA18]

look your being recorded.

 

[PeterJens]

I love speed dating. I have tried it hundreds of times. Have you?

 

[KALYNA18]

didn't you wash today

 

[PeterJens]

I really dont like rules, they are so old fashioned.

 

[BonJovian]

Your sister is hot.