scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

Ready for what?

Don't ask questions just run! I made it to the neighborhood of make believe,you go into hiding!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Pray the cat doesn't have claws,how I got clawed.

Oh you are serious – are you OK Joeyrandomfizzyone?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Ready for what?

I hear that you're single???????

 

[joefizz]

Oh you are serious – are you OK Joeyrandomfizzyone?

Can bull frogs eat a lot?

 

[Tommy379]

I hear that you're single???????

Technically...... but my heart belongs to Jesus.

 

[Isny]

I Can Not Type Anymore Cause I am going to Wet my pants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah bye bye!!XXXXX

This will be on the first page.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

This will be on the first page.

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

This will be on the first page.

You’re very funny for someone with such soft fur

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Technically...... but my heart belongs to Jesus.

Same.........

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

What about this - Ruined Fruits of Unrighteousness

 

[Bella37]

This will be on the first page.

Can't you please make a different first page, I was just, overwhelmed with laughter, & polite!

 

[Bella37]

Technically...... but my heart belongs to Jesus.

JESUS comes first, our partner in marriage is second! there is no love without the heart in it!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

This will be on the first page.

You have learned yourself some new tricks cute puppy one – I see that you are now the expert in causing riots!! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

JESUS comes first, our partner in marriage is second! there is no love without the heart in it!

Absolutely Bella well said

 

[Bella37]

Ain't no one getting hitched if they scare a date off.

I am of the understanding that this is a fun Thread about typing things opposite to what we would really say? maybe you are being too serious because we are having fun?
Love & Hugs!
Bella xo <><<

 

[Isny]

Can't you please make a different first page, I was just, overwhelmed with laughter, & polite!

Should the front page be an illustration or words or both? I need help here. Or maybe I should delete this question.....oops too late. Note: Joefizz posted this question.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Should the front page be an illustration or words or both? I need help here. Or maybe I should delete this question.....oops too late. Note: Joefizz posted this question.

I think you should put your puppy picture on the first page – you are so handsome!

 

[joefizz]

Should the front page be an illustration or words or both? I need help here. Or maybe I should delete this question.....oops too late. Note: Joefizz posted this question.

A squirrel spinning on a bird feeder would fit.

 

[joefizz]

I think you should put your puppy picture on the first page – you are so handsome!

To distract from the craziness within?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

A squirrel spinning on a bird feeder would fit.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA