silly question #2: jokes
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What in the world is wrong with the forum today? NOBODY has a funny joke?!
The funniest joke I ever heard was from a guy on the subway. He was sitting on a bench in a subway car. You know how people read the newspaper while they ride the subway, then leave the paper behind, usually unfolded and spread out on a bench. Most people don't bother cleaning up the mess, they just sit down on the newspaper. Well this guy happened to be sitting on such a newspaper, and someone came up and said, "Excuse me, are you reading that?" Well what was he supposed to say, "I'm nearsighted"? He just looked at the guy funny.
Next time it happened, a week and a half later, he was ready. He was sitting on a newspaper, a guy came up and said, "Excuse me sir, are you reading that?" He said, "Yes," stood up, turned the page and sat back down.
The funniest joke I ever heard was from a guy on the subway. He was sitting on a bench in a subway car. You know how people read the newspaper while they ride the subway, then leave the paper behind, usually unfolded and spread out on a bench. Most people don't bother cleaning up the mess, they just sit down on the newspaper. Well this guy happened to be sitting on such a newspaper, and someone came up and said, "Excuse me, are you reading that?" Well what was he supposed to say, "I'm nearsighted"? He just looked at the guy funny.
Next time it happened, a week and a half later, he was ready. He was sitting on a newspaper, a guy came up and said, "Excuse me sir, are you reading that?" He said, "Yes," stood up, turned the page and sat back down.
