Single men change sheets four times per year..

[seoulsearch]

Even guys can't stand the sight of mold, or the smell of umm...things..

Once a month at minimum.

Maybe we should rename this forum: "Single... And Thank Goodness For That."

Seriously.

Forget all the debates about bad boys vs. nice guys, height, weight, and facial hair.

This whole thread is making me yearn for a man whose has clean sheets and a bathroom that doesn't need fumigating or bombing.

It's also making me rethink all the arguments for not dating a guy who lives in his parents' basement and sits around playing video games all day. At least his mother might clean the toilet and change his sheets more than once or twice a year.

Argh. I'm starting to be thankful I'm single... meaning... We are now, once again, back at Square One.

 

[Mammachickadee]

We won't even talk about how often most single men clean their bathrooms.

I'm guessing... Maybe for Christmas?

Nah. They probably just go to their Mom's.

Thank you Lord that men eventually grow up...

 

[adekruif]

I change the oil in my car more often than I change/wash my sheets.

 

[resurrection33]

Survey: Single Men Change Their Bed Sheets How Often?! � CBS Philly

I wish you would have told us this a lot sooner, Stilly. I've been changing my sheets weekly all my adult life.

 

[xXErraticEmilyXx]

I change mine when it starts to smell like someone else is in bed with me.

 

[Oncefallen]

I change the oil in my car more often than I change/wash my sheets.

Of course. When was the last time anyone put 5,000 miles on a set of sheets?

 

[Tintin]

Of course. When was the last time anyone put 5,000 miles on a set of sheets?

That's a lot of sleep-walking!

 

[resurrection33]

That's a lot of sleep-walking!

We're having a serious discussion here.

 

[jimmydiggs]

You don't need sheets if you just sleep on the mattress.

 

[jimmydiggs]

I change mine when it starts to smell like someone else is in bed with me.

Wooaaah. I've gone almost two semesters without washing sheets, and it never smelled.

 

[Tintin]

We're having a serious discussion here.

Please don't be a kill-joy. I'm just having a bit of fun.

 

[jimmydiggs]

Please don't be a kill-joy. I'm just having a bit of fun.

He's playing along. He's generally pretty good about that.

 

[zeroturbulence]

Sheets are changeable??

 

[Oncefallen]

Yeah, when you wear a hole in them you buy a new set.

 

[resurrection33]

Please don't be a kill-joy. I'm just having a bit of fun.

Me, too. Tongue in cheek.

 

[adekruif]

Of course. When was the last time anyone put 5,000 miles on a set of sheets?

That depends. When i'm driving a car in my dreams does that count as mileage on my sheets?

 

[Tintin]

Me, too. Tongue in cheek.

Oh, okay. Good to know.

 

[CatHerder]

just Febreeze it every other month....you're good for changing about twice a year...

 

[letti]

That,is what I will buy my brother for his sheets

 

[GreenNnice]

Blimey that often?

I had same sheets for about 8 months at one point.

So, from what I gather, agricoke, you are a solid 1.5 times a year



But, FOUR??? No. No. Noooo. It can't be , that's so unperfect.


7, SEVEN , do I hear SEVEN !!!