"So Just Why ARE You Single, Anyway?"

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"So Just Why ARE You Single Anyway?" "Well, If You MUST Know, It's..."

  • Because SOMEONE has to be the slightly unwashed, token single person at family reunions.

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Tommy379

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Jan 12, 2016
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#21
Define "crazy". How far north of the hot/crazy line are you?

I'm curious. Most women won't admit they are crazy. They like to say they are "emotionally complex".
I would say that for a woman to be legit crazy, she can't be aware she is crazy.
 
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Susanna

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#22
Define "crazy". How far north of the hot/crazy line are you?

I'm curious. Most women won't admit they are crazy. They like to say they are "emotionally complex".
That was what I would have been saying if I was smarter. "Emotionally complex"...good one, sounds better than "crazy". LOL.
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#24
Miss Rice knew how to deal with it..... she got her chalkboard washed everyday for a year.
Oh man. This reminds me of my super cute high school algebra teacher. I had a huge crush on him but he was engaged from the time I started high school. :(

When I finally accepted the reality that he would never marry me :(, I made a hand-embroidered picture with a wreath of flowers displaying him and his future wife's names, along with their wedding date. The flowers were in all different colors (even the leaves and stems were varying shades of green) and it was a pain in the butt to make because you had to keep switching threads.

I had it framed and delivered it in person to him.

He gave me a huge hug, the kind where the person almost picks you up off the ground.

Man. That alone made it worth what seemed like the gazillion+ hours I'd put into that thing.
 

seoulsearch

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#26
Do you have a problem going out with a guy you have to sign out of a padded room?
Only if his room is cushier than mine.

And velcro.

Man.

I've been trying to get them to give me a velcro room for years.
 

Tommy379

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#28
Oh man. This reminds me of my super cute high school algebra teacher. I had a huge crush on him but he was engaged from the time I started high school. :(

When I finally accepted the reality that he would never marry me :(, I made a hand-embroidered picture with a wreath of flowers displaying him and his future wife's names, along with their wedding date. The flowers were in all different colors (even the leaves and stems were varying shades of green) and it was a pain in the butt to make because you had to keep switching threads.

I had it framed and delivered it in person to him.

He gave me a huge hug, the kind where the person almost picks you up off the ground.

Man. That alone made it worth what seemed like the gazillion+ hours I'd put into that thing.
I had a math teacher who married a student.
 

Tommy379

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#30
Only if his room is cushier than mine.

And velcro.

Man.

I've been trying to get them to give me a velcro room for years.
I've been staring at this post..... all I can say is a Velcro room sounds awesome for a honeymoon.
 

cinder

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#32
Let's see....

Because I'm already in a serious relationship with my computer (and ice cream too).

Because the world in my head is far more interesting than the people outside of it.

Because I'm part Vulcan and have a hard time mustering up enough emotion that someone might suspect I'm interested.

Because I think emotions are a terrible basis for a decision.

Because I'm such a homebody I make hermits look social.

But mainly because I just don't really notice I'm single or find it at all unusual or out of the norm (it is my normal) and so rarely actively look for someone or consider the fact that someone may be interested in more than friendship.
 
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Tabitha4thelord

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#34
Umm, cause no one has asked me out yet lol
 

peacenik

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#35
Because I'm likely too ugly among other considerations.
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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#36
I've been staring at this post..... all I can say is a Velcro room sounds awesome for a honeymoon.
I actually always thought a Velcro room would be cool because one of my favorite super heroes is Spider-Man, and I always thought it would be pretty cool to be able to walk up, down, and around the walls and ceilings.

Of course... thinking like this is also probably another obvious reason as to why I'm single.
 

Tommy379

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#38
I actually always thought a Velcro room would be cool because one of my favorite super heroes is Spider-Man, and I always thought it would be pretty cool to be able to walk up, down, and around the walls and ceilings.

Of course... thinking like this is also probably another obvious reason as to why I'm single.
Yeah sure, thats what I was thinking.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#39
I actually always thought a Velcro room would be cool because one of my favorite super heroes is Spider-Man, and I always thought it would be pretty cool to be able to walk up, down, and around the walls and ceilings.

Of course... thinking like this is also probably another obvious reason as to why I'm single.
Thinking about ways to be Spider Man = okay

Greeting people by acting like you are shooting webs and making "pew, pew" sounds = not so much

No judgment from me. Almost every time I go to a store with automatic doors, I motion to them like I am using THE FORCE to open them. I'm a dork like that.