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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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zeroturbulence said:
She just has to keep driving the point home...

"It's not YOU, its ME. You're a really great guy and...blah blah blah... and I know that someday you'll find a woman who truly deserves you."

"I'm really not looking to get into a relationship right now. I'm enjoying being single."

"Thank you, you're so sweet." (just keep saying this one until he gets the picture)
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*Comforts Zero*

I have a feeling... Zero could write a book of lines like this.

And the thought makes me sad.

(Zero, let's go out for ice cream!! And burgers! And fries! And onion rings! And cupcakes! :D)
 
Fenner

Fenner

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seoulsearch said:
*Comforts Zero*

I have a feeling... Zero could write a book of lines like this.

And the thought makes me sad.

(Zero, let's go out for ice cream!! And burgers! And fries! And onion rings! And cupcakes! :D)
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Can I come?
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Fenner said:
Can I come?
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Of course!! Nothing better than a big get-together with friends, family, and FOOD!

(As long as no one blocks me from or tries to fight me for my favorites, things will go fine.)
 
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arwen-undomiel

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zeroturbulence said:
If he makes a move or asks you out, repeat after me.. "You're really sweet and a great guy and all, but I only like you as a friend."
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But he could in reality, not be a great guy or not sweet. So I don't wanna say that. I don't know enough about him. I'll just flat out say no.
 
lookwhatthelordhasdone

lookwhatthelordhasdone

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arwen-undomiel said:
But he could in reality, not be a great guy or not sweet. So I don't wanna say that. I don't know enough about him. I'll just flat out say no.
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Or, you could grow some facial hair. If you can't, just mimic like you're stroking your beard or twirling your mustache whenever you're in deep thought. (AKA when he asks you why you won't go out with him.) Then, tell him you are overdue for a shave and you will call him later.

Also invest in an assortment of ponchos and wear them even when the weather doesn't call for it. If he continues to pursue you, start chewing your toenails in front of him. This works even better if you're in a restaurant, because then you can ask for some butter to go with your snack. Also, I find quoting The Devil Wears Prada, "STEAK! WHERES MY STEAKKKK?!" "WHERE'S VERSACE? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET VERSACE ON THE PHONE?!" and when he questions you, hiss, "YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PARIS." And throw your jacket and purse over his face, while storming out of the room, is quite effective.

If he sticks around after all that, marry him, because you've found a winner.
 
wisebeardman

wisebeardman

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arwen-undomiel said:
A friends friend that I've met several times is now asking about me. He just broke up with his girlfriend and now he is already in the market for another one. He is not Christian, not what I deem attractive personality-wise or physically. It gives me the Hee-bee Gee-bees. I didn't know his interest when I added him to Facebook and now I am getting messages of 'hi' , 'how's it going? lol' ; 'what are you doing today?' -.-
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you can add me and i'll send the hi, how's it going? and what are you doing today? messages >_>
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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wisebeardman said:
you can add me and i'll send the hi, how's it going? and what are you doing today? messages >_>
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​Show him a pic of wisebeardman's avatar, and tell him "this is my boyfriend". LOL!! JK.. :) no offense wisebeardman :)
 
hoss2576

hoss2576

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arwen-undomiel said:
But he could in reality, not be a great guy or not sweet. So I don't wanna say that. I don't know enough about him. I'll just flat out say no.
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Why can't you simply tell him your faith matters to you and you don't date non-christians?
 
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arwen-undomiel

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I dunno what this is but I got it for free as an appetizer at a sushi restaurant. I couldn't understand through her accent. They kinda look like those sticky rubber elastic toys that you would sling at windows and they would stick.

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zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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seoulsearch said:
*Comforts Zero*

I have a feeling... Zero could write a book of lines like this.

And the thought makes me sad.

(Zero, let's go out for ice cream!! And burgers! And fries! And onion rings! And cupcakes! :D)
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Fenner said:
Can I come?
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Yes, I could write a book about it. :/

And yes, Fenner you can certainly come along! :D
 
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arwen-undomiel

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It's quite rare that I get bowed to. I think the waitress just immigrated to Canada. I feel like I am suppose to bow back? I dunno? I'm confused. It's like no, no, you don't need to bow, I'm just a customer.
 
DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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Okay, so how do my glasses get fingerprints on the lenses if I don't touch the lenses? It's some sort of weird conspiracy!



 
Oncefallen

Oncefallen

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1still_waters said:
Did you ever notice people who lambaste technological conveniences, and who complain that kids have it so easy, did you ever notice they don't own outhouses, and they don't do laundry by hand on scrubbing boards?
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I think many of us that grew up without many modern "technological conveniences" view them as just that.....conveniences whereas the generation that grew up always having them view them as necessities.

Take for example the cell phone, sure I enjoy the convenience of having one however, I don't go into spastic convulsions if I happen to leave it at home. Most younger people that I know can't go more than an hour without checking their Facebook via their smartphone without going through withdrawal symptoms.
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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This is a test. If this forum is working properly these sentences should be double spaced. If it is not working properly all these sentences should be in one big paragraph. This test is initiated as a result of me posting just a few minutes ago and the forum lumping all I said into one paragraph. This is only a test. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
 
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