Streams of Consciousness & Thoughts~~~

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

Holy Shamoly.

I bought a California roll for breakfast and just ingested a much larger portion of wasabi than I had originally estimated.

My entire sinus cavity feels like it just sucked in a nuclear bomb.

(Reborn,) that's what I get for trying to be Asian at 6 o'clock in the morning.

I should have listened to my white girl side. At least oatmeal doesn't burn!

Wasabi at 6 in the morning? Are you angry with yourself? What did your stomach do to make you treat it so mean?

...says the guy who eats some outlandish things some days...but isn't the one eating sushi at 6am.

 

[Huglife]

 

[shineyourlight]

When you're about to go for your daily run and you left your sneakers at work.

How fast can one of you ship a pair of running shoes to me?

 

[FGT]

I have nicknamed people who interrupt me and always know everything...Googles.

Are you a Google?

 

[BruceWayne]

I was driving home and saw a kid in a heinz ketchup costume dancing in their front yard.
#thingsyoudontseeveryday

 

[Socreta93]

This Finals game is lit

 

[88]

I was driving home and saw a kid in a heinz ketchup costume dancing in their front yard.
#thingsyoudontseeveryday

***he's friends with the kid in the mustard costume down the street...

 

[Huglife]

I have nicknamed people who interrupt me and always know everything...Googles.

Are you a Google?

Thats funny because my nickname a couple years ago in school was google. Thats what I get for loving history so much lol

 

[shineyourlight]

I was driving home and saw a kid in a heinz ketchup costume dancing in their front yard.
#thingsyoudontseeveryday

That's so ketchy.

 

[BruceWayne]

That's so ketchy.

Isn't it? I was thinking the same thing.

***he's friends with the kid in the mustard costume down the street...

I hear Condiment Street is a nice neighborhood.

 

[Huglife]

What is with all these bad puns? There not punny at all

 

[NoNameMcgee]

What is with all these bad puns? There not punny at all

 

[BruceWayne]

What is with all these bad puns? There not punny at all

I know they're cheesy, but puns are grate.

 

[CaptainGoat]

Want to hear a cheesy joke?
PIZZA.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

I know they're cheesy, but puns are grate.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

Want to hear a cheesy joke?
PIZZA.

 

[shineyourlight]

What is with all these bad puns? There not punny at all

Then why did you like every comment?

#HatersGonnaHate

 

[Huglife]

Then why did you like every comment?

#HatersGonnaHate

#sarcasm ...

 

[NoNameMcgee]

Then why did you like every comment?

#HatersGonnaHate

 

[shineyourlight]

#sarcasm ...

Mhmmmmm..........suuuuuuuuure.

Ha, hope you're doing well!