The Banned Game
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No offense but I’m not here to make sense.
How do you know I’m a human? Maybe I’m a bot. I just spin some of your words to make it look like a relevant comment, but it’s just algorithms. The Jenny bot 1.0 beta version. Still a whole lotta bugs to figure out. It sometimes forgets to ban people.
How do you know I’m a human? Maybe I’m a bot. I just spin some of your words to make it look like a relevant comment, but it’s just algorithms. The Jenny bot 1.0 beta version. Still a whole lotta bugs to figure out. It sometimes forgets to ban people.
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Kevin was playing his favourite video game 'Herd the sheep'. He soon clocked it and his 99 sheep were now safely in the fold where he would take them to the next level, called greener pastures. The pixels were an intense vivid green and the rolling hills looked like one of the openings to Microsoft Windows.
Miss Greenlips Hine was watching the Kelp Kurtain on the screen next to him. It looked like more crayfish were ready to move overseas to Tasmania.
Then she spied something odd in the corner of her eye, At first she thought it was a mote, but then on closer inspection it looked like a tiny little mermaid with red hair. She gasped.
Kevin, quick, come and have a look at this. Lanolinland is being invaded by Disney Cruise Ships!
Miss Greenlips Hine was watching the Kelp Kurtain on the screen next to him. It looked like more crayfish were ready to move overseas to Tasmania.
Then she spied something odd in the corner of her eye, At first she thought it was a mote, but then on closer inspection it looked like a tiny little mermaid with red hair. She gasped.
Kevin, quick, come and have a look at this. Lanolinland is being invaded by Disney Cruise Ships!
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Lanolinland was put on red alert. Britney Spears was on board doing a show every night and other former mousketeers. Disney would be offering all sorts of strange cargo, including watered down coca-cola, 'French' fries, orange cheese and Mickey Mouse ears.
Kevin immediately notified King Mittens who sent out the order for the CAT crisis team. He had a whole army of trained cats and could call Rubyland for backup if needed.
At least the ship would only be bringing mice and not rats.
The ship was due to dock for 5 nights around the coast but it had to clear with Jacinta and Quarantine Island first if any one wanted to set foot on the mainland.
Kevin immediately notified King Mittens who sent out the order for the CAT crisis team. He had a whole army of trained cats and could call Rubyland for backup if needed.
At least the ship would only be bringing mice and not rats.
The ship was due to dock for 5 nights around the coast but it had to clear with Jacinta and Quarantine Island first if any one wanted to set foot on the mainland.
It was re-election year. Kevin stood a pretty good chance of the top job, (that he was already doing by default) now Miss Lanolin had gone AWOL in Norwegia.
While all this was going on Lanolinland was hosting the Womens football World Cup, but since it was so far away in distant paddocks nobody really noticed. The sheep were not too happy that humans were using their greener pastures to kick a ball around, but they still remained loyal to Kevin, who was they knew had sold out to FIFA only to secure their future.
In five days time the Disney Cruise ships would come to deport the players back to where they belonged. Between the devil and the deep blue sea, halfway between Shittimstan and Jennymaesia, who were now getting on like a proverbial house on fire, that was burning to the ground.
One wag let it be known on MTV that he didnt approve of female football players kicking a ball. He who must not be named continually spoiled things and kept shouting at the tv, but that only encouraged the female players because the males were now the cheerleaders and had the chance to wave pom poms and wear their silly hats. They learned their cheerleading moves by watching and copying Britney Spears videos on You-tube.
While all this was going on Lanolinland was hosting the Womens football World Cup, but since it was so far away in distant paddocks nobody really noticed. The sheep were not too happy that humans were using their greener pastures to kick a ball around, but they still remained loyal to Kevin, who was they knew had sold out to FIFA only to secure their future.
In five days time the Disney Cruise ships would come to deport the players back to where they belonged. Between the devil and the deep blue sea, halfway between Shittimstan and Jennymaesia, who were now getting on like a proverbial house on fire, that was burning to the ground.
One wag let it be known on MTV that he didnt approve of female football players kicking a ball. He who must not be named continually spoiled things and kept shouting at the tv, but that only encouraged the female players because the males were now the cheerleaders and had the chance to wave pom poms and wear their silly hats. They learned their cheerleading moves by watching and copying Britney Spears videos on You-tube.
Ka farsken va ho veikja hær å gjær?
Ms Jenny found it best to call 112 (the 911 equivalent of Norway), to make sure the President hadn’t ended up becoming the prey of the tourist traps in the country. Like NZ, Norway was infamous for its scamming the tourists industry.
They even sold the sky to tourists.
Ms Jenny found it best to call 112 (the 911 equivalent of Norway), to make sure the President hadn’t ended up becoming the prey of the tourist traps in the country. Like NZ, Norway was infamous for its scamming the tourists industry.
They even sold the sky to tourists.
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Olaf had his head chopped off but it was quickly reattached. He showed everyone how it was done.
President Lanolin asked Thor if he had ever worked at Hammer Hardware and that she needed him to knock a few bookshelves together. Thor seemed happy to make himself useful and show off his handyman skills while she brewed him a mug of hot chocolate.
Then Thor asked her had she ever seen the Northern Lights?
President Lanolin asked Thor if he had ever worked at Hammer Hardware and that she needed him to knock a few bookshelves together. Thor seemed happy to make himself useful and show off his handyman skills while she brewed him a mug of hot chocolate.
Then Thor asked her had she ever seen the Northern Lights?
One afternoon Ms Jenny had walked by The Edge, a hotel that mostly housed guests from far, far away, coming to see the Northern Lights. This was early in January so it was already dark. A perk of the latitudes of the arctic.
Suddenly she heard people screaming in different languages, like in the aftermath of the Tower of Babel. Curious as to why they were screaming she decided to find out. All of them were gazing at the sky. It was like they were watching a movie. She realized that it was just the Northern Lights they were gazing at. She giggled a little and then went on with whatever was her business that day.
Suddenly she heard people screaming in different languages, like in the aftermath of the Tower of Babel. Curious as to why they were screaming she decided to find out. All of them were gazing at the sky. It was like they were watching a movie. She realized that it was just the Northern Lights they were gazing at. She giggled a little and then went on with whatever was her business that day.