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What you do is you find some woods near where you live. Or if you don't have woods, then nature area. You go there and you bring: a lighter, a few cans of beer, a can of chilly, a knife and a pot. Then you practice some bush craft. Like you build a fort, build a fire, cook up your chilly and you crack open a nice cold one. Then you can use your knife to carve away at a random piece of wood. Maybe it turns into a duck, maybe it's just to bring out your primitive instincts, I don't know, it's just something.
You can go summer woods bummer but winter woods bumming is just as fun. It's a good way to relax and forget about the stresses of life. And you don't have to go very far, I think the best place is the woods that are closest to your house. That way you don't have to drive so far. So then next time you're on a date you can say "oh ya I'm an outdoorsy type, I often go camping in the backwoods and rough it..." So then you might sound all rugged and real, women like men that aren't afraid to get dirty. So now you're ready to get out in the wild and become a real man okay.
You can go summer woods bummer but winter woods bumming is just as fun. It's a good way to relax and forget about the stresses of life. And you don't have to go very far, I think the best place is the woods that are closest to your house. That way you don't have to drive so far. So then next time you're on a date you can say "oh ya I'm an outdoorsy type, I often go camping in the backwoods and rough it..." So then you might sound all rugged and real, women like men that aren't afraid to get dirty. So now you're ready to get out in the wild and become a real man okay.
