The Feline Thread

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Hey Ms. Newton02 welcome to the Mad House a.k.a. Singles forum. MissCris will shortly send you a box of chocolates which is our welcome gift. :D

I hope you have a nice time here. And please don't feed the Lynx.
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Thanks for your warm welcome. I got a box of chocolate delivered from the US today. The lid has some cat teeth mark although clumsily patched up and inside.. lots of wraps with a sizable stone underneath.. couldnt see a trace of chocolate. Misscris, what sort of joke is this?
 
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newton02 said:
Thanks for your warm welcome. I got a box of chocolate delivered from the US today. The lid has some cat teeth mark although clumsily patched up and inside.. lots of wraps with a sizable stone underneath.. couldnt see a trace of chocolate. Misscris, what sort of joke is this?
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Well, Misscris has a few bratty cats and a couple of children.. they may have gotten into the box before she managed to ship it out...
 
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Cat teeth marks? Um... I don't know anything about a box of chocolates.

*Lynx wanders away whistling innocently.
 
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newton02 said:
Thanks for your warm welcome. I got a box of chocolate delivered from the US today. The lid has some cat teeth mark although clumsily patched up and inside.. lots of wraps with a sizable stone underneath.. couldnt see a trace of chocolate. Misscris, what sort of joke is this?
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Uh oh. We are sorry about what happened to your box of chocolates. It looks like there was some foul-play somewhere. We will do our investigation and try to acquit ourselves of all responsibility regarding this issue. Kindly await our response.

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How DARE you call me a fowl! How could there be fowl play when I am a FELINE, not a fowl! A FELINE... who knows nothing about any box of chocolates...

*Lynx recovers his composure, curls up on his perch and begins purring.
 
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You look fatter by the chocolate box size, feline playing fowl by flying on the choco shelf, which is called foul play!
 
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newton02 said:
You look fatter by the chocolate box size, feline playing fowl by flying on the choco shelf, which is called foul play!
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You mean to say that the foul-player looks like a chocolate box? :p
 
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newton02

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He got fat by the size of choc box.
 
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Ever seen a fat lynx? It doesn't happen.
 
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Never. Except this one.
 
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Chocolate disapperared before it got to me. A wild cat is the most likely culprit and the only one i can see here is claiming innocence with choco size fatter.
 
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Dark chocolate doesn't make you fat. Dark chocolate makes you hyper which causes you to burn off more energy which makes you thinner. Milk chocolate makes you fat. And milk chocolate I do not like.
 
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Gottya!!! So it was dark chocolate, huh? With all your crap theory about chocolate you revealed yourself as a choc thief plain and loud.
 
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I never said it was dark chocolate in the... uh... box... that I don't know anything about... I only said that dark chocolate doesn't make one fat.
 
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newton02 said:
Gottya!!! So it was dark chocolate, huh? With all your crap theory about chocolate you revealed yourself as a choc thief plain and loud.
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Good job Newton! That cat is incorrigible. Please put some sense into his fur. :D
 
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I'm not incorrigible. I'm incorrugateable. I cannot be put in a corrugated cardboard box.
 
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just saying lo
 
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just saying ow
 
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