The "I Didn't Wake Up Dead" Thread...

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
M

MissCris

Guest
#21
I didn't burn dinner!
And I didn't lose my arm to a giant, carnivorous plant!
Hurray!
 

Fenner

Senior Member
Jan 26, 2013
7,507
111
0
#22
My.Daughter dropped a peanut in the toilet and didn't try to get it back. Why she was eating peanuts on the toilet is a mystery.
 
May 6, 2014
66
21
8
#23
Since I spent most of the day with my horses.......

I didn't accidentally stick my hand in or face plant into the manure bucket while carrying it to the dumpster.

I didn't fall off or get kicked in the head.

I wasn't stung by a scorpion.

My horse didn't throw me when she spooked at the scary branch on the ground.

I didn't lose any fingers while feeding carrots during liberty training.

The visiting domestic rabbit 'Thumper' did not dump the bucket of expensive grain lying on the ground.

Oh my word... if I ever mention the thing that could go wrong and DID go wrong today, I will never live it down. So I will leave you wondering.

Seriously so happy that my hands didn't get a manure spa treatment.
 
May 6, 2014
66
21
8
#24
My.Daughter dropped a peanut in the toilet and didn't try to get it back. Why she was eating peanuts on the toilet is a mystery.
Bwahahahahaha! I hope that your daughter doesn't come on the forum! That's near as bad as the thing that happened to me today that I am NOT saying
 
S

Shortstop17

Guest
#25
I didn't lose any of my chapters today!

I didn't get thrown up on at work either!! (Major plus this week)

And was not attacked by flying monkeys! Man my life is good! :)
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
24,947
8,184
113
#27
...in a bathtub filled with ice.
Nice thought... pleasant... cheerful! But no, for your peace of mind it was not a tub full of ice. It was... well...

 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
24,947
8,184
113
#28
Despite the fact that certain people at work were standing around talking while I was busting my butt trying to get stuff done in time, I did NOT rip out someone's aorta and nail it to the wall as a warning to everyone else. I consider this a personal achievement of which to be proud. The temptation was very strong.
 
Last edited:

ArtsieSteph

Senior Member
Apr 1, 2014
6,194
1,319
113
33
Arizona
#30
My current ear infection didn't burst my eardrum in the middle of the night and kill me. That's good.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
24,947
8,184
113
#31
Because of a schedule mistake I am working so many hours that they had to cut a few off my work day tomorrow so I wouldn't go over the maximum. Yay for schedule mistakes and more hours! :D