Things you'll probably never hear people say.. (just for fun) :P

[Demi777]

hehe ''thats not a pimple..its a ladybug go get yourself a decent mirror at walmart''

its all in the type of mirror and scales for weight loss some mirrors are correct some arent shop at Walmart

 

[missy2014]

I come from a respecting family they took us to walmart lots I learnt dignity and respect from looking at men dressed up in pink tutus and rollerskates

 

[missy2014]

3pm really? I better get on my microscopic lenses and get going better get some petrol/gas

 

[missy2014]

Sure you can send your couch through the post office they have parcel bags to fit couches . Take your couch in.

 

[Fenner]

Sure you can send your couch through the post office they have parcel bags to fit couches . Take your couch in.

Mommy friend ordered a couch on Amazon and it was delivered in pieces of course, a two seater couch but they'll deliver almost anything.

 

[Lynx]

Things you will probably never hear people say: "You know, you're right. I hadn't thought of it that way."

 

[Lynx]

At McDonalds "Our ice cream machine isn't broken."

Here's an irony. Ray Krok used to be a salesman for Mixmaster shake machines. He noticed the first McDonald's because they ordered six shake machines for one store. He naturally questioned this order and found out why - the original McDonald's was very determined to get a lot of food out very fast and have people waiting as little as possible.

Yup, that's what drew his attention. Six shake machines at one store. And now each McDonald's has one machine, which is often not working. Kind of sad.

 

[Fenner]

I don't know why my post said Mommy friend, it was supposed to say my friend.

 

[melita916]

"melita doesn't want pizza."

 

[Lynx]

melita doesn't want pizza. Give it to me instead.

 

[cinder]

I learned more about knot tying when I was with the boy scouts. True story.

 

[zeroturbulence]

Things you will probably never hear people say: "You know, you're right. I hadn't thought of it that way."

I've actually said that a few times.

 

[AsifinPassing]

I've actually said that a few times.

I think I have to, and you know what Lynx..."You're right. I hadn't thought about it that way..."

 

[zeroturbulence]

[video=youtube;4fndeDfaWCg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg[/video]

 

[AsifinPassing]

I think I have to, and you know what Lynx..."You're right. I hadn't thought about it that way..."

I think not only that I 'had to', but also that I 'have too'. I wuv engrish...

 

[mailmandan]

 

[Lynx]

Yeah, they oughta lock up that Monday dude.

Dude and Dude Comic Strip, November 07, 2016 on GoComics.com

 

[Socreta93]

 

[JosephsDreams]

Vegans live longer in better health.

 

[jenniferand2]

Vegans live longer in better health.

lol i just read about vegans in my health ed class they actually the body does need animal fat for some health related things don't ask me what now cause I can not look it up lol