Tips for asking women out.
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10 STEPS TO GETTING THAT CALL
1. don't comb your hair for a week
2.grow or glue on a beard
3. put on some black and white plaid polyester pants with an orange butterfly collard shirt
4.make sure your shirt is unbuttoned just enough to show off your hairy chest with the tarnished necklace
5.have a cigarette strategically sitting on your ear
6. then slam your hand on the table , jump up and say in a firm but somewhat loud voice I WANT THEM DIGITS AND I WANT THEM [[[NOW!!!]]]
7. then spit out the tobacco you were chewing on and stare at her with your eyes bulging and red
8.then slowly sit back down while staring at her and whisper to yourself how she don't look like the last one but she'll do
9. when you see her walking away with her cell phone out pointing at you
10 RUN!!!! SHE PROBABLY HAS CALLED THE POLICE
oh this method only works if she's crazy too
**If this is too subtle for you then ask her out for lunch or a movie maybe even with a couple of your friends but focus your conversation on her and make sure to bring some flowers , being a gentleman always work
1. don't comb your hair for a week
2.grow or glue on a beard
3. put on some black and white plaid polyester pants with an orange butterfly collard shirt
4.make sure your shirt is unbuttoned just enough to show off your hairy chest with the tarnished necklace
5.have a cigarette strategically sitting on your ear
6. then slam your hand on the table , jump up and say in a firm but somewhat loud voice I WANT THEM DIGITS AND I WANT THEM [[[NOW!!!]]]
7. then spit out the tobacco you were chewing on and stare at her with your eyes bulging and red
8.then slowly sit back down while staring at her and whisper to yourself how she don't look like the last one but she'll do
9. when you see her walking away with her cell phone out pointing at you
10 RUN!!!! SHE PROBABLY HAS CALLED THE POLICE
oh this method only works if she's crazy too
**If this is too subtle for you then ask her out for lunch or a movie maybe even with a couple of your friends but focus your conversation on her and make sure to bring some flowers , being a gentleman always work