Totally unneeded talents

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isn't that why we all work? so we can spend almost 4 bucks a gallon for gas?

actually, i have circumstances that largely call for a truck.





how else am i supposed to pick up all my cousins for the grange hall ho down?
Well, you're blessed with all those cousins...

(And blame the Ukrainian stuff for the gas price increases; apparently this is what experts say is the reason for the latest gas price hike...)
 
Mar 22, 2013
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Well, you're blessed with all those cousins...

(And blame the Ukrainian stuff for the gas price increases; apparently this is what experts say is the reason for the latest gas price hike...)
Uh, gas prices have been high LONG before the Ukraine issue.
 

posthuman

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(And blame the Ukrainian stuff for the gas price increases; apparently this is what experts say is the reason for the latest gas price hike...)
you mean it's not completely the fault of the gas station attendant? :eek:
 
Feb 21, 2014
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you mean it's not completely the fault of the gas station attendant? :eek:
December 31, 2020: Shoot outs occur across North America at gas pumps.

January 1, 2021: Oil runs out.

January 2, 2021: Shoot outs occur at camel dung pumps...(etc.)
 
Mar 22, 2013
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December 31, 2020: Shoot outs occur across North America at gas pumps.

January 1, 2021: Oil runs out.

January 2, 2021: Shoot outs occur at camel dung pumps...(etc.)
not sure where you are coming up with this oil running out in 2021 stuff....
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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With gum i can blow a bubble, then blow a bubble inside that bubble and a bubble inside that one.

Even though i've never chewed tobacco, i can spit like i am. I have pretty good aim with it too.
 

Descyple

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I can grab a pebble out of my Sensai's hand before he closes it!!!

It is pretty much a useless talent, except for when I need a pebble to throw at him when he makes me wax his floor for the 50th time!!!


Oh wait, I think I confused the TV show "Kung Fu" with the movie "Karate Kid". That reminds me of another "totally unneeded" talent I have........................ To mix up two movies for the sole purpose of writing a post on CC.
 
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cgirl

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I can move my ears.


I'm really good identifying languages.


I'm a googling expert. I can find almost anything or anyone, if it's in the Internet.
 
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I can move my ears.


I'm really good identifying languages.


I'm a googling expert. I can find almost anything or anyone, if it's in the Internet.
I can figure quite a lot of languages, too.

And I can move my ears a bit.

Do you wear long earrings when you move your ears?
 
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cgirl

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I can figure quite a lot of languages, too.

And I can move my ears a bit.

Do you wear long earrings when you move your ears?
well, I don't wear long earrings very often, but i guess I could move them anyway and it would be a funny thing to see :)
 
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well, I don't wear long earrings very often, but i guess I could move them anyway and it would be a funny thing to see :)
Some people's earrings wobble anyway, never mind any extra skill at ear twitching...
 
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Some might consider tying a bow tie to fall into that category, although I consider it essential!
 

violakat

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One of the students at my school, last year, he was frequently wearing bow ties. I think he might agree with you.
 

CatHerder

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I can wiggle my nose.

not side to side like Samantha on Bewitched...that's satanic.

up and down like a rabbit.
 

gypsygirl

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I can wiggle my nose.

not side to side like Samantha on Bewitched...that's satanic.

up and down like a rabbit.
i see what you did there, calling me satanic.

one person's un-needed talent is another's satanic omen. *sigh*
 
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One of the students at my school, last year, he was frequently wearing bow ties. I think he might agree with you.
Sounds like a kid of impeccable taste! What grade was he? Going back to day one of my freshman year of high school, I've worn bow ties exclusively. It was Catholic high school where the guys had to wear ties. I made mine bow ties, the tie-it-yourself kind, naturally. I very quickly got it down to a science, tying them into a nice, even bow with a good, tight knot. I also looked for any half-of-an-excuse to wear a suit as well. Joined the chess team and the debate club. On the frequent days we hosted or traveled to another school for a tournament or debate it was a "jacket required" day. Also, when we had Mass or assembly days, jacket required. Once the cooler weather kicked in, wearing a suit every day along with my bow ties was easy. My mother was an attorney, a very prim and proper type, always in very conservative business suits (the skirted type, never pants suits), so she couldn't be more thrilled that her son wanted to be so buttoned-up and bow tied. When we went school clothes shopping right before my freshman year, among the clothes purchased were three suits (three-piece suits, the vested kind) in navy blue, black, and dark grey, several dress shirts, most of them white but a couple in pastels like powder blue, and several bow ties. So very quickly in high school I established my "signature look." I was "the kid in the bow tie," and it quickly extended beyond school. That first Sunday morning of the school year, my mother was waiting on my younger sister and me to come downstairs to go to church. Here I come down the stairs in my navy blue three-piece suit, starched white shirt, and navy blue bow tie. My mother was already in a suit, and she made my sister go back upstairs and put on something a little dressier, which slightly annoyed my sister! After church, naturally, she had to show me off a bit, so we dropped by to visit my aunt and cousins. A lot of "Ooo!" and "Ahh!" over how I looked. That was just the beginning. To this day, I'm in three-piece suits and bow ties daily, including Sundays. I'm in banking, so it kind of fits, although I'm still at least a bit overdressed compared to most with whom I come into contact daily.
 
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amymine712

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i see what you did there, calling me satanic.

one person's un-needed talent is another's satanic omen. *sigh*
*Hugs just ignore that comment hon. We all know you have Christ in your heart and that is all that matters.
 

blue_ladybug

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I can raise my left eyebrow higher than the right one. I can sing like Patsy Cline (certain songs, lol). :) I can dance like Michael Jackson--minus the crotch-grabbing of course!! I can talk in several different accents. I can multi-task!! :) LOL.
 
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amymine712

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I am very expressive with my mouth...my family says I make the funniest expressions.My lips have a mind of their own. I am not sure how that got started.