Two Truths and a Lie

[twill]

State three (preferably ridiculous) things about yourself, two of which are true and one of which is total hooey. The other folks have to guess which is the lie. The lucky bloke who guesses correctly first takes the next turn!


I've been known to "accidentally" spill cold coffee on annoying people, wear a coonskin cap with army boots in public, and eat yogurt out of a mayonnaise jar, all for the sole purpose of causing confusion and lolz.

HIT ME WITH YO BEST SHOT.

 

[AsifinPassing]

I thought about posting this once a long while ago...hmm...the cold coffee spilling is the lie?

 

[twill]

I thought about posting this once a long while ago...hmm...the cold coffee spilling is the lie?

NARGH! You have guessed correctly!

YOUR TURN.

 

[AsifinPassing]

Well, if you'd like to know how, the two truths were directly related to you playing something of a prank on others, but not directly harming them in some way. Yogurt mistaken for mayonnaise, or dressing in the coon hat and boots. Both might be considered social abnormalities and receive reactions, thus is probably why you do them. Actually spilling coffee on someone, however, messes up their clothing, and is selfish and spiteful of the individual who did so. I don't think you try to be this way, so the lie was obvious.

*disclaimer* Lesson for how to see threw lies...NOT for you to become a better lier.

My turn, eh?

1. I was born in Cape Town, SA, and have been to over 5 different countries/3 continents already in life.

2. I have won awards in sport, acting, music, 'popularity', martial arts, and others...as well as technical & educational certification.

3. I have had several close, deep friendships over the years, and have enjoyed a few long, fruitful romantic relationships.

Alright, now for the next detective to deduce an answer!

 

[OddOne]

I say number one is the TRUTH because South Africa ROOOCKS!!! Whoop!
2 is true... 3 is a lie!!! (Totally guessing!)

 

[AsifinPassing]

Now, it's your turn...

 

[twill]

Well, if you'd like to know how, the two truths were directly related to you playing something of a prank on others, but not directly harming them in some way. Yogurt mistaken for mayonnaise, or dressing in the coon hat and boots. Both might be considered social abnormalities and receive reactions, thus is probably why you do them. Actually spilling coffee on someone, however, messes up their clothing, and is selfish and spiteful of the individual who did so. I don't think you try to be this way, so the lie was obvious.

*disclaimer* Lesson for how to see threw lies...NOT for you to become a better lier.

My turn, eh?

1. I was born in Cape Town, SA, and have been to over 5 different countries/3 continents already in life.

2. I have won awards in sport, acting, music, 'popularity', martial arts, and others...as well as technical & educational certification.

3. I have had several close, deep friendships over the years, and have enjoyed a few long, fruitful romantic relationships.

Alright, now for the next detective to deduce an answer!

I dead seriously knew that that was why. And I also literally just put down an enormous copy of 'The Complete Annotated Sherlock Holmes'. ;D Reading the Red-Headed League!
This makes me extremely happy.

 

[Shouryu]

...eat yogurt out of a mayonnaise jar, all for the sole purpose of causing confusion and lolz.

Personally, I find that drinking blue gatorade/powerade out of a VERY THOROUGLY WASHED Windex bottle makes people freak out even more.

 

[OddOne]

Whooop!!! Jammer- sorry for the late reply...
Mmmm...
I have 8 siblings.
I eat animal intestines. And animal heads.
I am fluent in 3 languages.

 

[twill]

Personally, I find that drinking blue gatorade/powerade out of a VERY THOROUGLY WASHED Windex bottle makes people freak out even more.

I've dead seriously been meaning to try that out.

 

[twill]

Whooop!!! Jammer- sorry for the late reply...
Mmmm...
I have 8 siblings.
I eat animal intestines. And animal heads.
I am fluent in 3 languages.

Number two is the lie.

 

[Bryancampbell]

I ate a quarter and pooped out 2 dimes and a nickle
I might have eaten a dog and it roared in my stomach
I don't have a clue where I would find my home if I were shot into space

 

[twill]

I ate a quarter and pooped out 2 dimes and a nickle
I might have eaten a dog and it roared in my stomach
I don't have a clue where I would find my home if I were shot into space

xD one is a lie.

 

[AsifinPassing]

 

[twill]

 

[Bryancampbell]

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[presidente]

- I am a time traveller.
- I used to be a concert pianist.
- I can eat spicy food.

 

[presidente]

Personally, I find that drinking blue gatorade/powerade out of a VERY THOROUGLY WASHED Windex bottle makes people freak out even more.

That's a cool idea. Maybe you could buy an empty unused no-name brand bottle at Walmart so you don't have to wash it as much.

 

[OddOne]

Number two is the lie.

Hahhaaaa!!!
Its NOOORMAL to eat intestines and heads here in South Africa!!! Hahahaaa!!!
Number 1 was the lie.... 8 siblingZz is just tooo much for me!
Nice try

 

[Markum1972]

Wow! What a fun thread!

1. I once climbed a 105 foot tower in handcuffs as a training exercise.
2. I once befriended and held a wild adult bobcat in less than 30 minutes.
3. I have broken and sprained other people's limbs by diverting the energy of them hitting me back into them.

This should prove interesting.

Twill: I don't think you really wear a coonskin cap with your army boots. (Just saw that I am wrong about this... lol)
AsifinPassing: I think you have traveled too much to have a few long romantic relationships.
OddOne: I am going to say number 3. Just a guess.
Bryancampbell: Number 1 which is actually number 2. Do you have change for a dollar?
presidente: I am going to say number 2 is the lie. I think number 1 is a trick questions since you are traveling forward in time with the rest of us. lol