What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???

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Descyple

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I know a woman is dateable when......................... she opens the car door for me.

I know a woman is undateable when..................... I'm in the car and she slams the door shut in my face, locks the doors, and pushes the car into the lake.

I thought she was trying to kill me, but when I was able to escape from the car she explained that she was just helping me practice for an episode of "Fear Factor" that she signed me up for without my knowledge of it.

Now I feel safe with her again!!!
 
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I know a woman is dateable when......................... at a restaurant she allows me to start eating my meal which was prepared and brought out first, while she is still waiting for hers.

I know a woman is undateable when........................ she gives me an evil stare the whole time I'm eating my meal before hers arrives, and I can see a vein pulsing in her forehead from the intense anger she is feeling against me for not waiting for her food to be brought out (no one wants to see that kind of vision while they are eating. I want to enjoy my meal, for crying out loud!!!). Some people can be so selfish!!!
 
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zeroturbulence said:
Loves animals - Dateable

Loves children - Dateable

Loves chocolate - Very Dateable

Loves airplanes - Marry Me Now!!!!

:p :D
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We were so close, until you said love airplanes. But one day, I will get over my fear of planes and learn how to fly one. But today is not the day.
 
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Descyple said:
I know a woman is dateable when.............. I find out she uses the same hair products as I do!!!

I know a woman is dateable when.............. I ask who her favorite actor is, and she says to me "Brad Pitt, because he reminds me of you!!!"

I know a woman is dateable when.............. she has perfect 20/20 vision (see answer above for an example)



I know a woman is undateable when........... she can do the Running Man dance better than me (my Running Man must be the sole focus of attention on the dance floor!!!)

I know a woman is undateable when........... I ask her if she likes my green eyes and she says "The color green makes me vomit"

I know a woman is undateable when........... she cries during the movie "The Notebook" but then laughs at me for crying during the movie "It's A Wonderful Life" - (Ryan Gosling ain't got nothing on George Bailey!!!).
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Who does not love green. Really, did some woman actually say that to you? I mean, green is life, and unless you don't love life, you've got to love green.
 
Descyple

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violakat said:
Who does not love green. Really, did some woman actually say that to you? I mean, green is life, and unless you don't love life, you've got to love green.
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Violakat, did you just quote Kermit The Frog???

Just wondering!!!


I know a woman is dateable when.................... she uses the wisdom of "The Muppets" to guide her through life.

I know a woman is undateable when.................. she specifically emulates Miss Piggy when it comes to "How To Treat That Special Frog - Or Man - In Your Life" - (she was so forceful and demanding!!!). Kermit has my sympathy!!!
 
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Descyple said:
Violakat, did you just quote Kermit The Frog???

Just wondering!!!


I know a woman is dateable when.................... she uses the wisdom of "The Muppets" to guide her through life.

I know a woman is undateable when.................. she specifically emulates Miss Piggy when it comes to "How To Treat That Special Frog - Or Man - In Your Life" - (she was so forceful and demanding!!!). Kermit has my sympathy!!!
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Then you would have cringe on Mother's Day when I was in a gas station and heard this mother disrespectfully tell her husband "I wasn't talking/asking you." right in front of her son. I understand that she might have been irritated with her husband, but really that was uncalled for.

And no, I was quoting kermit, but he is right "It not easy being green"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco&feature=kp
 
Descyple

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I know a woman is dateable when................... I buy flowers for her and she accepts them joyfully.

I know a woman is undateable when....................... she has good enough eye-sight to recognize the flowers I bought her are fake (I do not find 20/20 vision appealing in a woman!!!).
 
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Matthew, I'm disappointed in you. You spent good money on fake flowers? You should've gone to the dumpster of your local flower shop; I'm sure you could've found something another person had discarded. If she's a REALLY special person, you can even remove the old tag that says "to Jean: happy birthday!".

Unless her name is, of course, Jean, in which case you only need to refrigerate the blooms until the correct day rolls around. "Here my dear; these are for you! Ignore the cottage cheese on the petals; the light bulb in the fridge burned out last week and I've been spilling a lot ever since!!!"
 
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Descyple

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Jilly81 said:
Matthew, I'm disappointed in you. You spent good money on fake flowers? You should've gone to the dumpster of your local flower shop; I'm sure you could've found something another person had discarded. If she's a REALLY special person, you can even remove the old tag that says "to Jean: happy birthday!".

Unless her name is, of course, Jean, in which case you only need to refrigerate the blooms until the correct day rolls around. "Here my dear; these are for you! Ignore the cottage cheese on the petals; the light bulb in the fridge burned out last week and I've been spilling a lot ever since!!!"
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Oh Jilly, if only you could use your mind for good rather than evil!!!


You know a woman is undateable when...................... she has an even more devious mind than yours!!!
 
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I know a woman is dateable when she enjoys spending time with me. Seriously.
 
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A man is dateable when he builds you a blanket fort for you to eat grilled cheese in.

A man in undateable when the fort he builds is in his childhood bedroom, with tugboat sheets, and the grilled cheese you are eating is from him mom.
 
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Jilly81 said:
Matthew, I'm disappointed in you. You spent good money on fake flowers? You should've gone to the dumpster of your local flower shop; I'm sure you could've found something another person had discarded. If she's a REALLY special person, you can even remove the old tag that says "to Jean: happy birthday!".

Unless her name is, of course, Jean, in which case you only need to refrigerate the blooms until the correct day rolls around. "Here my dear; these are for you! Ignore the cottage cheese on the petals; the light bulb in the fridge burned out last week and I've been spilling a lot ever since!!!"
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I found this post of yours to be extremely amusing and that is a rare find on this site for me.
 
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I know a woman is dateable when...................... she can speak many different languages (I like a woman that is culturally diverse).

I know a woman is un-dateable when................. the only language she can't speak is Klingon. I'm sorry, but if you can't communicate with me intergalactically, than I'm afraid we'd be worlds apart!!!
 
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As a single mom I know a man is datable if he cares about children and is not bothered by the fact that I have three.
 
Descyple

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I know a woman is dateable when.......................... she looks like the UFC's "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey!!!

I know a woman is undateable when....................... she could kick my butt like "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey!!!


(I could never condone female violence against men, no matter how attractive the women are!!!).


 
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I know a woman is worth dating when.... she's Arlene.

Hey, Descyple! Good to see you, mate. Where's Azure?
 
Descyple

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Tintin said:
I know a woman is worth dating when.... she's Arlene.

Hey, Descyple! Good to see you, mate. Where's Azure?
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Hey Tintin, actually AzureAfire hasn't been on CC because I have her going through intense MAA training, because she is going to be fighting Ronda in the UFC.


By the way, Azure has told me that UFC actually stands for "Ultimate Fly Canadian" when it refers to me!!!
 
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You know a woman's dateable if she loves the Lord more than you and she can cook.
 
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I know a woman is dateable when she can have a large pizza all by herself.

I know a woman is dateable when she can perfectly sing-along to Coldplay or U2.


I know a woman is undateable when she does not burn those calories... Run girl, run!

I know a woman is undateable when she chooses to sing-along to Taylor Swift instead.
 
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I know a woman is dateable when....................... she asks for a second date!!!


I know a woman is undateable (and probably a lunatic) when..................... she actually shows up for our second date!!!

(Who would ever date me twice, on purpose!!! Seriously!!!).
 
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