What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???
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Dateable:
-More manlier than me.
-Can accept occasional pats on the back and spontaneous witticisms but also gentle to puppies, reindeer, and feeds sloths at the zoo while no one is looking.
-May have an accent, but is not terribly necessary. Perferably deeper tone of voice with slight tone of sarcasm.
-Dark hair with brown eyes/green eyes if necessary, or blonde hair with brown eyes. Blue eyes occasionally.
-Godly conviction, but also prone to humorous situations, perfectionist complex be non-existent. Godly pursuits on the teleprompter as well as the love of the outdoors and enjoys the occasional cup of java.
-Also does not mind if I drink the entire pot of coffee if we are married.
-Creative.
-Has good taste but does not choose taste over Godly conviction.
-Likes food but is not obsessed with it.
-Both fluid and crystallized and fluid intelligence, but generally denotes and expands upon the spectrum of common sense.
-Can balance a pencil on his nose.
-Non- dateable: If he thinks that I am 100% serious with this list.
-Is more romantic than me, that's weird.
-More manlier than me.
-Can accept occasional pats on the back and spontaneous witticisms but also gentle to puppies, reindeer, and feeds sloths at the zoo while no one is looking.
-May have an accent, but is not terribly necessary. Perferably deeper tone of voice with slight tone of sarcasm.
-Dark hair with brown eyes/green eyes if necessary, or blonde hair with brown eyes. Blue eyes occasionally.
-Godly conviction, but also prone to humorous situations, perfectionist complex be non-existent. Godly pursuits on the teleprompter as well as the love of the outdoors and enjoys the occasional cup of java.
-Also does not mind if I drink the entire pot of coffee if we are married.
-Creative.
-Has good taste but does not choose taste over Godly conviction.
-Likes food but is not obsessed with it.
-Both fluid and crystallized and fluid intelligence, but generally denotes and expands upon the spectrum of common sense.
-Can balance a pencil on his nose.
-Non- dateable: If he thinks that I am 100% serious with this list.
-Is more romantic than me, that's weird.
I know a woman is dateable when................... she lets me read along in her Bible at church when I forget to bring my own.
I know a woman is undateable when................ she says to me "If you can forget something as important as your Bible, than I can't trust you to remember my birthday or Valentine's Day?"
Some women are so sensitive (and incredibly perceptive!!!).
I know a woman is undateable when................ she says to me "If you can forget something as important as your Bible, than I can't trust you to remember my birthday or Valentine's Day?"
Some women are so sensitive (and incredibly perceptive!!!).
I know a woman is dateable when.................. she asks me to sing to her Stevie Wonder's Song "I Just Called To Say I Love You" while we're playing SingStar on PS3.
I know a woman is undateable when................. after I sing the song, she says "Sorry, you've dialed the wrong number" and walks out the door never to return.
On a positive note, the game belonged to her, so I get to keep the game now, which means I have the last laugh (or should I say the last tear!!!).
I know a woman is undateable when................. after I sing the song, she says "Sorry, you've dialed the wrong number" and walks out the door never to return.
On a positive note, the game belonged to her, so I get to keep the game now, which means I have the last laugh (or should I say the last tear!!!).
I know a woman is dateable when...................... I buy her a box of chocolates, and she shares them with me.
I know a woman is undateable when........................... after I ask her to share the chocolates with me, she immediately rips open the box and begins furiously devouring every single chocolate inside, and after she's consumed them all she looks at me with a fake innocent expression and says "Sorry, dude, there's none left."
Next time I'm going to give her chocolate-covered jalapenos (that will be a good "spicy" lesson to teach her!!!).
I know a woman is undateable when........................... after I ask her to share the chocolates with me, she immediately rips open the box and begins furiously devouring every single chocolate inside, and after she's consumed them all she looks at me with a fake innocent expression and says "Sorry, dude, there's none left."
Next time I'm going to give her chocolate-covered jalapenos (that will be a good "spicy" lesson to teach her!!!).
Dateable when:
She's very intelligent, and her attractiveness eminates from that, rather than from make-up, short skirts, low tops and dipsy suggestiveness.
Her eyes say as much her words.
She smiles a full smile; crinkled eyes, stiffened cheeks, dimples -- the works.
She's involved and interested, conciosuly in tune.
She finds normality tedious, stereotypes ignorant and consensus conformist.
She's has ambitions, but as she progresses towards what she wants she takes care never to trample on those who don't.
She eats well, and often with her hands.
She maintains a healthy weight.
She likes my Irish accent, especially when I sing.
Not dateable when:
She has a superiority complex.
She cares more about fashion than homelessness.
She's faker than the tan on her skin.
She thinks a great day out together for my birthday is three hours of shoe shopping and lunch on me.
She considers chilli-beans-on-toast about as exotic as she gets with food.
She's very intelligent, and her attractiveness eminates from that, rather than from make-up, short skirts, low tops and dipsy suggestiveness.
Her eyes say as much her words.
She smiles a full smile; crinkled eyes, stiffened cheeks, dimples -- the works.
She's involved and interested, conciosuly in tune.
She finds normality tedious, stereotypes ignorant and consensus conformist.
She's has ambitions, but as she progresses towards what she wants she takes care never to trample on those who don't.
She eats well, and often with her hands.
She maintains a healthy weight.
She likes my Irish accent, especially when I sing.
Not dateable when:
She has a superiority complex.
She cares more about fashion than homelessness.
She's faker than the tan on her skin.
She thinks a great day out together for my birthday is three hours of shoe shopping and lunch on me.
She considers chilli-beans-on-toast about as exotic as she gets with food.
I'm tempted to try consuming an entire box of chocolates in front of you when you ask for some, just so your hand will be forced to buy me those chocolate-covered jalapeños, Descyple 
But then again, I'm too "dateable" to be any less of a gentlewoman
OH MY GOSH!!! I just made a highly self-elevating remark!!!
Oh, Descyple....your charm is rubbing off of me I'm becoming just like you!!! I knew being your gal would be good for my self-esteem
But then again, I'm too "dateable" to be any less of a gentlewoman
OH MY GOSH!!!
I just made a highly self-elevating remark!!!Oh, Descyple....your charm is rubbing off of me
I'm becoming just like you!!! I knew being your gal would be good for my self-esteem 
I know a woman is dateable when.............................. after our first date, she says "I hope to see you again."
I know a woman is undateable when.......................... after our first date she says "It's better to have dated and lost, then never to have dated at all - and you just lost me!!!"
I also know a woman is undateable when.......................... she can't quote Alfred Lord Tennyson properly!!!
I know a woman is undateable when.......................... after our first date she says "It's better to have dated and lost, then never to have dated at all - and you just lost me!!!"
I also know a woman is undateable when.......................... she can't quote Alfred Lord Tennyson properly!!!