What Should Your Warning Label Be?

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Lynx

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It depends on conditions. Whale song could be heard halfway around the globe... before the oceans got so noisy with ship propellers and all.
 
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toinena

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#62
Yes... Sound waves never ends, they just go slower and slower and end up somewhere in the Universe if not in the Ocean like the whales' svinging
But I doubt they are audible even for a delicate ear like Stewart's. Anyway it is good for the Universe that my life is no laughing matter. That makes the world a more peaceful place.
 
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toinena

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#64
It depends on conditions. Whale song could be heard halfway around the globe... before the oceans got so noisy with ship propellers and all.
Oh. I forgot... Lynx's have a great ear. So I guess you can hear my laughter all the way to Tennessee, or somewhere down south were you wander around.
 

Lynx

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Madam, felines do not wander. They always have a purpose for everything they do. =^.^=
 
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toinena

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#66
Madam, felines do not wander. They always have a purpose for everything they do. =^.^=
I stand corrected. You wander and wonder with a purpose only you and the allmighty can figure out.
 

Lynx

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I stand corrected. You wander and wonder with a purpose only you and the allmighty can figure out.
Nah, nothing so inscrutable. Felines always have a purpose, but it's usually a mundane one. Get food, get water, hunt small wildlife... If you see a feline walking somewhere and he's not headed for the kitchen, he's probably going to hit the litter box. :p
 
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GaryA

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#68
Good thread Katie! :D :cool:
 
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toinena

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#69
Nah, nothing so inscrutable. Felines always have a purpose, but it's usually a mundane one. Get food, get water, hunt small wildlife... If you see a feline walking somewhere and he's not headed for the kitchen, he's probably going to hit the litter box. :p
So the sole purpose is food and trash. It sounds like the meaning of life in a nutshell.
 

blue_ladybug

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Contents under pressure. May explode if mishandled..
 

blue_ladybug

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Label warning: Hot, spicy, may cause palpitations and extreme sweating. May also cause head-scratching, uncontrollable laughter and complete puzzlement.
 

WineRose

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Warning: Handlers of this rose are subject to cringy weeaboo anime memes, terrible jokes that make you want to stick a knife into your eyes, and painful thorns.
 
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Stewart

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Shouldn't worry too much. I doubt the soundwaves will be audible all the way to the UK. Or do they?

Im afraid they are...why do you think most Londoners seem to be wearing headphones when they are out and about?
They are trying to block out the sound of people's fun try laughs by listening to music..Gosh it's really bad over hear!!!!

Someone once was off sick from work due to suffering sound fatigue.
This sound fatigue is officially know as FLOSS.. Funny Laughter Obtrusive Sound Syndrome.....terrible mate!!!
 
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Stewart

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#76
WARNING;Never seek to engage in conversation first thing in the morning once out of bed..mind is focused on praying to God inwardly...no time to chat to other humans!
 

Magenta

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^^Right there!!! Dagnabbit...Pipps Sparta image won't show but that was so awesome sauce!!
To assure that an image transfers from one thread page to another, it must come from a url. So to make an image sourced from someone's computer transfer, right click it to open in a new tab, and then copy the CC url address for the image and insert it as a url using the image app above the text box :) Make sure to click off Retrieve remote file and reference locally

Copy and paste may also work :D
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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WARNING:

Does not play well with others. Makes bad jokes. Do not attempt to startle or scare or play pranks. Do not attempt physical contact. Confront at your own risk - highly volatile and unstable. Keep away from beer, wine, and distilled spirits. Do not feed cabbage, pickled eggs, or bacon - noxious fumes will result.
 

OneFaith

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I'm exceedly patient. It once took me 30 years to get mad. But once I've reached my limit, it drops off a cliff, and I'm gone. Of course I have to adjust this in me for the sake of Christianity (never tire of doing what is right). But I think God's the same way.
 
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I'm on a vegetable diet..... Sorrrrrry!