Without wrinkle or spot

[Lanolin]

I tried that egg in my hair thing when I was a teenager and my mother scolded me for a week afterwards. Fille stupide! Eggs were expensive…

I prefer to eat eggs.
Have you ever been slimed?

That's a way to ensure your hair stays sticky...

 

[Susanna]

I prefer to eat eggs.
Have you ever been slimed?

That's a way to ensure your hair stays sticky...

No, that scolding ensured that eggs never had anything to do with my hair ever again lol.

 

[Lanolin]

I copied all the girls at school and shaved my legs...the hair grew back, thicker and blacker and I was like...why am I even doing this, now I have to keep shaving them and its more work like mowing the lawn is an eternal sentence.

My sister had this thing where she had a depilator and it would be buzzing every weekend. I tried all the waxing and sandpaper as well. The wax was messy, and the sandpaper turned my legs raw and flaky. Then I had to have glue to put all the skin back on, and Im pretty sure proylene glycol the ingredients in most beauty creams is anti-freeze.

Im not even sure why anyone would be looking at my legs unless I was wearing short shorts. Honestly beauty treatments are like Madame Tussauds house of wax - a horror chamber of body parts.

 

[Lanolin]

Wasnt Margaret Thatcher known as 'The Iron Lady' ?

wonder if she had any wrinkles, or if she was nicknamed that because she just liked ironing.

I have not touched the iron or ironing board in several years but I know some people actually like to iron their sheets...Im like why make more work for yourself? If you fold them as soon as you get them off the line instead of scrunching them in the bottom of the washing hamper they are not going to be wrinkly.

But who is going to take household tips from someone who doesnt like housework that much lol

 

[Lanolin]

It seems the Iron Lady did have a few wrinkles, or at least Gillian Anderson does who plays her in the Crown, but she makes up for it by having that massive bouffant hairdo.