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SeatBelt

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when... though the divorce is still not final, you wonder if it would be tacky to pull out the Independence Day decorations to celebrate when she served you divorce papers on Valentines Day.
 
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meggars said:
when you're flipping through a book in the ''Love and Marriage'' display you just set up and a quote from a guy about how he would die for his wife makes you realize that apart from Jesus who has already been there/done that there is nobody who would do that for you, which of course causes a single solitary tear, fat enough to sustain the entire BC coastal rainforest for the next 10 years, to drop pathetically from your peeper. not that this has happened to me EVER.....or this morning.
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Now that's a TEAR! Did you escape the flooded bookstore?
 
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Descyple said:
Meggars, could you be more specific next time? Your post was way too short and vague!!!
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sorry....i'll try to remember to clarify further the next time christian literature makes me weep :p

toastface_grillah said:
Now that's a TEAR! Did you escape the flooded bookstore?
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yes, toasty face....i barely made it out alive.....not sure i wanted to....:(;)
 
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You know you are officially single again when ___________ The maitre d' at the restaraunt asks you in a loud bellowing voice, "Are you waiting on any one or will you be dining Alone?" And the word 'Alone' echos thru your soul.


Sigh! Alone :(


And no, that has never happened to me, ever. Or recently. At Applebees. Surrounded by incoming couples. Near full tables that only seat two. Nope, never.



Now, move along folks. Nothing to see here.

 
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christiancollegegirl

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When you go 18 days without calling or texting your girlfriend so she goes on a date with another guy.
 
toastface_grillah

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meggars said:
sorry....i'll try to remember to clarify further the next time christian literature makes me weep :p



yes, toasty face....i barely made it out alive.....not sure i wanted to....:(;)
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Toasty face... I love it! I got you one of these for next time.

 
AsifinPassing

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arwen83 said:
When you hear words like...but I value your friendship, or your like my best friend. Or in my case, 'I wish I could find a girl like you' spoken to me by a guy friend who I had developed feelings for, but he made it clear that he doesn't like me in that way *face-palm* My best advice: just walk away:

How To Get out Of The Friend Zone - CollegeHumor Video
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That was funny, and you actually posted a CH video!! Lol! This will be memorable... ^^

In that vein, KKCO...arwen.
 
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toastface_grillah said:
Toasty face... I love it! I got you one of these for next time.

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ahhh....greatly appreciated, sir. will double fabulously as a blanket to warm the chill surrounding my sad, sad heart:p
 
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Happy to help! *tips hat* Those Kleenex people thought of everything.
 
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AsifinPassing said:
That was funny, and you actually posted a CH video!! Lol! This will be memorable... ^^

In that vein, KKCO...arwen.
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I love most of CH's videos. THE SIX is great, I love his laugh; he's my favorite actor.
KKCO? huh? Sorry I am not familiar with the weird lingo you young-ens' are speaking these days. Back in my day, young men addressed ladies in full sentences. What is this world coming to?! Next you're gonna tell me that men will just point at a lady, and say 'Hey you! Come here and marry me', but AT LEAST they would be speaking in full sentences :rolleyes:


:p
 
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Arwen, mi' lady...just for that:

How Lord of The Rings Should Have Ended - YouTube

KKCO stands for 'Keep Calm & Chive On'. It's from the website theChive.com, which is similar to College Humor or Break.com.
 
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I love How It Should Have Ended! Those are great.

I have nothing else to contribute to the thread at this time because I've always been single. :p
 
AsifinPassing

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You're single?!?! I didn't know... ^^
 
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AsifinPassing said:
Arwen, mi' lady...just for that:

How Lord of The Rings Should Have Ended - YouTube

KKCO stands for 'Keep Calm & Chive On'. It's from the website theChive.com, which is similar to College Humor or Break.com.
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OK, LOTR derail for a moment~ something I never understood~ Gandalf is friends with the eagles right? (Since he sent them to pick up Sam and Frodo after the irruption of Mount Doom). Why didn't he send Frodo and Sam to Mordor on an eagle!?!!?

*watches video after making comment* lol
 
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:eek: Did you just give me a GOLD STAR?! :D

Why, thank you! I...don't know what to say!
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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..when your divorce papers have that "official" stamp on them. lol :p
 
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arwen83 said:
OK, LOTR derail for a moment~ something I never understood~ Gandalf is friends with the eagles right? (Since he sent them to pick up Sam and Frodo after the irruption of Mount Doom). Why didn't he send Frodo and Sam to Mordor on an eagle!?!!?

*watches video after making comment* lol
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The eagles were friends with Gandalf, but the eagles were unionized. Union labor don't come cheap.
 
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Descyple said:
Yikes!!! I hope that's a joke, 1DeeDee!

If not, why in the world would your ex-fiancee want to play on swings for?
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I think he's part chimp.
 
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... goodmorning means goodbye.
 
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