You know you're getting old when.........

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christian74

christian74

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When a light knife-cut you got 2 weeks ago is still healing up.
 
Blain

Blain

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I hate to break it to you all but your old no matter what. I mean when I was 17 I was old to the kids, when your 27 your old to teenagers when your forty your old to young adults and 50 above... well every one considers you old then. this is how the system works so basically its more like who is older than who.
 
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BananaPie

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Blain, son, ...huh... I really don't have anything to say, frankly. I just wanted to call you, "son." :D
 
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BananaPie

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You know you're old when you can remember that the quickest way to the Principal's office was to "Twist Again" on the cafeteria line. :rolleyes:

[video=youtube;eh8eb_ACLl8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh8eb_ACLl8&spfreload=10[/video]
 
thezachattack

thezachattack

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You no longer have the desire for the latest technology.

"iPhone 6 you say? Can I still play Snake on it like I can on my Nokia?"

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Roh_Chris

Roh_Chris

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In India, we called that phone a "brick". If you dropped it on your toe, you would be more worried about your toe than about the phone. :D

I know I'm getting old because I don't fancy changing phones every 6 months or so. I have one phone which is 3+ years old (Nokia E72) and another which is 18 months old (Samsung Galaxy Duos).
 
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gene77

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You know you're getting old when the kid next door calls your mom "Aunty", and then turns to you and calls you "Aunty" too. =S
 
Pipp

Pipp

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You know you're getting old when someone suggest your 14 year old brother play your son in the Christmas play.
 
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VioletReigns

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Toddlers and children you don't even know run up to you with arms outstretched like you are their grandmother. (This happens to me all the time - - - and I love it!!!)
 
RickyZ

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Pipp said:
I know I'm getting old when the highlight of my day is going to bed !
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Oh you poor 31 year old! You know you're OLD when the highlight of your day is your afternoon nap!

:)
 
RickyZ

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Blain said:
I hate to break it to you all but your old no matter what. I mean when I was 17 I was old to the kids, when your 27 your old to teenagers when your forty your old to young adults and 50 above... well every one considers you old then. this is how the system works so basically its more like who is older than who.
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You know you're young when you don't know the correct form of you're to use ;)
 
RickyZ

RickyZ

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MissCris said:
I know I'm getting old because my knees make more noise than a worn out, squeaky bed.

It's kinda neat...every time I bend them, *creeeeakcraaaack*. It's a pretty good party trick, it horrifies people.
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You know you're young when you can read - and therefore write - in a teeny tiny font!
 
tourist

tourist

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Blain said:
I hate to break it to you all but your old no matter what. I mean when I was 17 I was old to the kids, when your 27 your old to teenagers when your forty your old to young adults and 50 above... well every one considers you old then. this is how the system works so basically its more like who is older than who.
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I am 59 so that must make me a fossil. Of course, I feel like I am 22 inside. I may be older but hopefully, wiser.
 
RickyZ

RickyZ

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Sep 20, 2012
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I'm so old, I keep thinking that if I hold on to my polyester suit for one more year it'll come back in style!

Yeah... as if I could still fit in it
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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You know you're getting old when you used to scope out the beauty section of Walmart just for the cool glitter nail polish, and now you go scope out the beauty section for wrinkle creams (EXTRA FIRMING, mind you!!! No weak cheeks here!)
 
Bride

Bride

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I'm so old, back when I was a kid we didn't even have water, but had to slam our own hydrogen and oxygen atoms together.
 
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BananaPie

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ROFLOL!! Bride, that was pretty funny!! :D

Well, when I was a kid, there was definitely water when we sailed with Christopher Columbus. :p

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newton02

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You are spending half your life inventing ways not to lose your glasses and the other half looking for them.[HR][/HR]
 
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Hesyasha

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I'm very young. My mom keeps saying I'm getting old though.
 
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