What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???
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I know a woman is dateable when.................................... she lets me kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date.
I know a woman is undateable when................................. I kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date and she immediately karate-chops me in the throat, pulls out pepper spray and douses my eyes until they are burning like fire, and kicks me in the knees until I thriving in pain and crying on the ground like a 2 year old not getting want he wants at Toy R' Us.
I don't see a second date with her forthcoming anytime soon (but at least I got a kiss out of it - Woo Hoo!!!!!).
I know a woman is undateable when................................. I kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date and she immediately karate-chops me in the throat, pulls out pepper spray and douses my eyes until they are burning like fire, and kicks me in the knees until I thriving in pain and crying on the ground like a 2 year old not getting want he wants at Toy R' Us.
I don't see a second date with her forthcoming anytime soon (but at least I got a kiss out of it - Woo Hoo!!!!!).
G
Keywords are "on the cheek."
Regardless of going out with a girl again, I think, it's a nice gesture to kiss her on the cheek and say 'thank you for a nice night.' I think, there's way to not enough of chivalry and that's what that is, it's not saying you're into them , in fact, it might be saying just the opposite, but, a hug is good and a kiss is better at the end of a first date, as long as it's done politely, gentlemanly, and, with no ulterior motives.
I think, whether you like a girl or not, you should tell them after the first date. Don't just kiss them on the cheek and leave, but, let them know that you had a good time but weren't feeling a chemistry or a bonding or a potential. Or, kiss them on the cheek and say 'I'll be seeing you sooner than later, OK?" She should say , "K."
And, you should say, "I'll call you tomorrow."
Then, you call her tomorrow. Don't do that and you should get a karate chop, and, if no one else is around to do it, let me know, and, i will use some of my airlines miles to fly over there and flatten ya
G
Well, never trouble troubles because when you trouble troubles troubles troubles you!!
*green looks around for azureHisfire, cuz he knows that feisty girl could level him for a comment like that right now
Tut, tut, tho, milady. Please, remember, jealousy is not of God and is a many unsplendorous thing
G
I know a girl is dateable when she, a checker in the grocery store, takes a sincere/obvious interest in what I'm buying and she begins to talk about the salsa I got and that it is her favorite, too. True story.
Now, if ONLY I'd asked her out OK, yes, I'm sad, too But, the Lord leads, that's the good news of that bad-ending story
I know a girl is undateable when she takes an interest in my salsa at the check-out line and says that she hates salsa when I had just perked up my words, a.k.a. 'flirted,' and I say that it's my favorite condiment for any food. True story ,too.
OK, no, that one's not. But, it easily could be, too
Now, if ONLY I'd asked her out
OK, yes, I'm sad, too But, the Lord leads, that's the good news of that bad-ending story I know a girl is undateable when she takes an interest in my salsa at the check-out line and says that she hates salsa when I had just perked up my words, a.k.a. 'flirted,' and I say that it's my favorite condiment for any food. True story ,too.
OK, no, that one's not. But, it easily could be, too
C
I know a girl is dateable when she, a checker in the grocery store, takes a sincere/obvious interest in what I'm buying and she begins to talk about the salsa I got and that it is her favorite, too. True story.
Now, if ONLY I'd asked her out OK, yes, I'm sad, too But, the Lord leads, that's the good news of that bad-ending story
I know a girl is undateable when she takes an interest in my salsa at the check-out line and says that she hates salsa when I had just perked up my words, a.k.a. 'flirted,' and I say that it's my favorite condiment for any food. True story ,too.
OK, no, that one's not. But, it easily could be, too
Now, if ONLY I'd asked her out
OK, yes, I'm sad, too But, the Lord leads, that's the good news of that bad-ending story I know a girl is undateable when she takes an interest in my salsa at the check-out line and says that she hates salsa when I had just perked up my words, a.k.a. 'flirted,' and I say that it's my favorite condiment for any food. True story ,too.
OK, no, that one's not. But, it easily could be, too
A woman is datable when... she is pleasant to come home to.
A woman is datable when... she greets you always with a smile.
A woman is datable when... she is your personal cheerleader.
A woman is datable when... she is your emotional security during dark times.
A woman is datable when... she has a awesome personality with a quirky sense of humor.
A woman is undatable when... she asks where the knives are.
A woman is undatable when... she NSA's your phone.
A woman is undatable when... she hates cooking and would rather go out to eat all the time.
A woman is undatable when... tells you she has a headache.
A woman is undatable when... looks more and more like her mom everyday O.O
A woman is datable when... she greets you always with a smile.
A woman is datable when... she is your personal cheerleader.
A woman is datable when... she is your emotional security during dark times.
A woman is datable when... she has a awesome personality with a quirky sense of humor.
A woman is undatable when... she asks where the knives are.
A woman is undatable when... she NSA's your phone.
A woman is undatable when... she hates cooking and would rather go out to eat all the time.
A woman is undatable when... tells you she has a headache.
A woman is undatable when... looks more and more like her mom everyday O.O
I know a women is dateable when........................ she carries my picture around in her wallet to feel close to me at all times.
I know a woman is undateable when..................... she carries my picture around in her wallet to remind herself of the horrible mistake she made when she agreed to go on a date me!!! (She'll never make that mistake again!!!)
I know a woman is undateable when..................... she carries my picture around in her wallet to remind herself of the horrible mistake she made when she agreed to go on a date me!!! (She'll never make that mistake again!!!)
In no particular order, but with some attention paid to importance:
Cares nothing about appearance - Undateable
Puts effort into presenting herself - Dateable
Atheistic - Undateable
Likes to talk about the bible - Dateable
Imitates the most godless wordly musicians and praises their attitudes and styles - Undateable
Enjoys music that makes her relatively happy - Dateable
Talks down to me by referencing the good qualities of other men - Undateable
Reminds me of my strengths - Dateable
Will not forgive her parents for something petty - Undateable
Calls her parents every so often to find out how they are doing - Dateable
Doesn't want me to take interest in her interests - Undateable
Lets me join her while she's watching something that means something to her - Dateable
Doesn't care about pattern 4, track 3, instrument 2 of song 7 - Undateable
Attempts to show me how to do my work for the Lord in a better way - Dateable
Let's me install survelliance software on her computer to know where she's been going on the internet - Undateable
Doesn't look at porn - Dateable
Cares nothing about appearance - Undateable
Puts effort into presenting herself - Dateable
Atheistic - Undateable
Likes to talk about the bible - Dateable
Imitates the most godless wordly musicians and praises their attitudes and styles - Undateable
Enjoys music that makes her relatively happy - Dateable
Talks down to me by referencing the good qualities of other men - Undateable
Reminds me of my strengths - Dateable
Will not forgive her parents for something petty - Undateable
Calls her parents every so often to find out how they are doing - Dateable
Doesn't want me to take interest in her interests - Undateable
Lets me join her while she's watching something that means something to her - Dateable
Doesn't care about pattern 4, track 3, instrument 2 of song 7 - Undateable
Attempts to show me how to do my work for the Lord in a better way - Dateable
Let's me install survelliance software on her computer to know where she's been going on the internet - Undateable
Doesn't look at porn - Dateable