Are you gonna cut off a swatch of hair from his beard and tie it with a little ribbon to bring home with you ?
We've had some serious 'couples' discussions, one of them where I asked if I could cut off some of his beard and glue it to my face, which he disagreed to being a part of. The other night, I asked I could keep some of his beard in a little glass jar and then tie it around my neck, again, same response, he said 'no'.
But you know, eventually we'll come to that place where we can both compromise and come to some mutual agreement. Communication is the key!
(Lol, joke, I'm going to cut off some of his beard in his sleep then flee the country)