Why are you still single? Answers we wish we could give.

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Lynx

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"My girlfriend took a quiz that was in her Cosmo magazine and it said we should both stay single. So I am." *awkward silence*
 
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Tintin

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You might think about getting rid of the sock monkey at least.....
Nah, just give the sock monkey a beard. Then the women will come a'running. ;)
What am I even doing here? I need to get ready for Arlene's arrival. :)
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Beats me, you're the one loafing around. What ARE you doing here?
 

blue_ladybug

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JesusLives enters with nice hot cup of Joe - cream and sugar right?...... Here you go my pleasure and you can keep the Blue Ladybug mug I got especially for you...See your name is even on it.......cachets out......


​Whoo hoo, my very own mug! Cool beans! :) Thank you, Darlene, I been looking for a nice coffee/tea/hot cocoa mug!! :)
 

Blain

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I am single for many reasons if i had an excuse it would be because I dont have time for a girlfriend because I have to be focused on God. If and when i get a girlfriend I will be straight foreward and let her know she cannot be number one in life because that has to and will be God.

But then again the only girls who ask me out are like fourteen because i look like a 12 year old and sadly the doctor says that is basically how i am going to look for a very long time. Cancer may be gone but it left its finger prints
 

blue_ladybug

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I am single for many reasons if i had an excuse it would be because I dont have time for a girlfriend because I have to be focused on God. If and when i get a girlfriend I will be straight foreward and let her know she cannot be number one in life because that has to and will be God.

But then again the only girls who ask me out are like fourteen because i look like a 12 year old and sadly the doctor says that is basically how i am going to look for a very long time. Cancer may be gone but it left its finger prints

​Congrats on being a cancer survivor! So am I! :)
 

tourist

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I am single for many reasons if i had an excuse it would be because I dont have time for a girlfriend because I have to be focused on God. If and when i get a girlfriend I will be straight foreward and let her know she cannot be number one in life because that has to and will be God.

But then again the only girls who ask me out are like fourteen because i look like a 12 year old and sadly the doctor says that is basically how i am going to look for a very long time. Cancer may be gone but it left its finger prints
It always does. You are a very brave man.
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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Which, of course, is a right position to hold. :).

The problem with hard truth (e.g. upsetting true information) is that it can interfere with the endocrine system's release of pleasurable hormones.

This, of course, results in behaviors designed to remove the interferer of upsetting information (e.g. hard truth)... a process that involves initiating, inhibiting, or modulating one's state or behavior in a given situation called emotional self-regulation so as to return to a state of chemically induced happiness.

Emotional regulation is a highly significant function in human life which every one of us experiences.

Nevertheless, wisdom demands understanding and applying hard truth in our life.

If only we could get those hormones straightened out... lol.


I'm not against the truth, I'm all for it. I know life isn't all puppies and rainbows. But I also believe in enjoying the blessings we do have and looking to grow more to be like Christ by trying to have a grateful heart.
 
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ENFPchik

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response i would give:

"i will tell you why i am still single but it will cost you a dollar."
 
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Jesusismyrock

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Haven't met the right girl, well not that I know of. There's a girl I have a crush on (kind of) and she's amazing. I pray God will let me know if she is for me or not.
 

Lynx

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In the spirit of the thread title, "Answers we wish we could give..."

"None of your (deleted) (expurgated) (redacted) (censored) business. Leave me alone!"

'Course I can't say that 'cause I don't use those words no more.
 

JesusLives

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In the spirit of the thread title, "Answers we wish we could give..."

"None of your (deleted) (expurgated) (redacted) (censored) business. Leave me alone!"

'Course I can't say that 'cause I don't use those words no more.
Tell it like you see it.....
 

Lynx

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Hence the "wild" in "wildcats."

But lynx are fairly predictable. Leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.

Of course you probably won't have a chance to pester them because of their camo coats. You can walk right past the tree where a lynx is lying and never know he's there. And that's just the way he likes it.
 
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Inu

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Hence the "wild" in "wildcats."

But lynx are fairly predictable. Leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.

Of course you probably won't have a chance to pester them because of their camo coats. You can walk right past the tree where a lynx is lying and never know he's there. And that's just the way he likes it.
I won't be playing a game of hide and seek with a Lynx then.... :rolleyes:

JesusLives, shall I seek?
 

Lynx

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Och lassie, dinnae bother. Ye be much too far away, I'd never be able to afford the airfare ta get there.
 

tourist

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Och lassie, dinnae bother. Ye be much too far away, I'd never be able to afford the airfare ta get there.
True love always finds a way. What is impossible with us is possible with God. He is the God of great possibilities.
 

Crimson_Lark

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My soul mate was aborted.

(With 1.32 million legal abortions the year I was born, it's entirely possible.)