A Thread for MEN only!!!!! WOMEN are absolutely forbidden to post anything here!!!

[Lafftur]

Aren't we pretty?!

You should see Magenta........she's MAGENTA!!!

 

[Didymous]

Yes, and I'm not surprised.

 

[Miri]

Just an idea, as this is a men only thread. Why don’t the men
discuss something constructive, like how to work the washing machine,
how to pick up clothes off the floor, how to put the toilet seat down, what to
buy the love of your life on Valentine’s Day.

You just seemed short of a few ideas so I thought I would sneak in
and help you all out a bit.

 

[jenniferand2]

This was a joke thread, and I fully expected women to come here and post.

HAHA you better...............

 

[Lafftur]

Hi Miri,

Perhaps we should ask the men a question...............got any?

 

[Didymous]

Just an idea, as this is a men only thread. Why don’t the men
discuss something constructive, like how to work the washing machine,
how to pick up clothes off the floor, how to put the toilet seat down, what to
buy the love of your life on Valentine’s Day.

You just seemed short of a few ideas so I thought I would sneak in
and help you all out a bit.

I almost always put the toilet seat down.

 

[Didymous]

I also do laundry, and sometimes pick up clothes from the floor.

 

[tourist]

I do the dishes, clean up the kitchen, take out the trash, get the mail, feed the cats, change the kitty liter, put the toilet seat down and make French Toast. All of this was possible from the extensive training that I have received.

 

[tourist]

I also do laundry, and sometimes pick up clothes from the floor.

Don't forget to pick up the dirty socks under the bed too. That's called attention to detail.

 

[Miri]

Don't forget to pick up the dirty socks under the bed too. That's called attention to detail.

Attention to detail would be no dirty socks under the bed in the first place. Lol

 

[Didymous]

My socks always go into the laundry hamper, as does all my dirty laundry. Sometimes, after doing laundry, I put it on my bed, then forget about it until I go to bed. Then it falls on the floor sometimes, and that's when I pick it up.

 

[Miri]

Hi Miri,

Perhaps we should ask the men a question...............got any?

Hey that’s not a bad idea. We could have a questions for the men session.

 

[Lafftur]

Not all but most of us ladies go to extensive doggy training school because we are "*****es!" We learn how to "bark" out orders and "nip" at your heels! We are Man's best friend, indeed!

LOL! So sorry, too funny! I couldn't resist saying what I just said!!! LOL!!!

Hope no one is offended!

 

[tourist]

Attention to detail would be no dirty socks under the bed in the first place. Lol

Yeah, I got it backwards. My bad, per usual.

 

[Didymous]

Having lived alone for most of my Christian life, I've learned to do all household duties.

 

[Lafftur]

Okay, I'm thinking of a question to ask the men............hmmmmmmmm

 

[Didymous]

Oh yeah, thanks auntie aunt, for the snacks you brought. And thanks to all the ladies who brought tools.

 

[Lafftur]

Okay, I'm thinking of a question to ask the men............hmmmmmmmm

Ladies, what type of question should I ask - multiple choice, T or F, essay format or (our favorite which is the trick question so we can catch them in a lie?! LOL!

Oh, gosh! I did it again - just making jokes!!! I really hope no on is offended!

Somebody help me! I can't stop laughing!!!! LOL!!

 

[Miri]

I had one.

Why do men have a fixation with belly button fluff!

 

[Didymous]

Could you be more specific? Do you refer to our own, that of others, or both?