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Do they come in your size? lol
I wear size 10 men shoes or size 11 women shoes. Got to tell you. At this size the constant with women shoe manufacturer is they seem to think I only like dress-up shoes that are white, and 2-3 inch fat heels. It's something like wearing a firetruck flashing-light on your feet that says "Notice my unusually large feet." And I used to be 5'11". Now I'm 5'9". I don't really want to be taller than most of the guys in the room. I just don't think they make red stilettos for feet bigger than size 8 men's.
I also think there is a common-sense gene in men that says, "I'm not stupid enough to wear shoes that will cause me to need an operation on me feet ten years from now."
I wear size 10 men shoes or size 11 women shoes. Got to tell you. At this size the constant with women shoe manufacturer is they seem to think I only like dress-up shoes that are white, and 2-3 inch fat heels. It's something like wearing a firetruck flashing-light on your feet that says "Notice my unusually large feet." And I used to be 5'11". Now I'm 5'9". I don't really want to be taller than most of the guys in the room. I just don't think they make red stilettos for feet bigger than size 8 men's.
I also think there is a common-sense gene in men that says, "I'm not stupid enough to wear shoes that will cause me to need an operation on me feet ten years from now."
I had a gunsmith tell me one time that sailors that had either sailed across the equator, or around the horn of Africa... can't remember which, earned the right to have their ear pierced.... he even told me which ear, but I have forgotten which one. He said the other ear denoted homosexuality...
personally, I'm not into pain enough to make that fashion statement...
personally, I'm not into pain enough to make that fashion statement...
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Ever accidentally hit your finger on the inside of a stapler without any staples in it? It does hurt, but not that much and not that long. Can't even feel the stud go through. (This is true if you get it done professionally. No idea how it feels done at home.)
I'm a coward when it comes to pain, but it hurt less than a shot (at the doctors office.)
I'm a coward when it comes to pain, but it hurt less than a shot (at the doctors office.)
Come on, bro. You have the facial hair, the cigar and the right attitude; go get yourself a gold hoop earring. 
At least I'd go out STYLIN'.... now.... what size loop... a small, conservative, discreet one, or a much larger, gaudy, attention-grabbing one?
And once I finalize all my plans, I'll have to run it by my wife.... I imagine that after laughing hysterically for 10-15 minutes, she'd just say "no".
That's the spirit!
I had a cousin who passed a few years ago, but while on this side of Heaven he was the essence of cool. A hard working coal miner and devout family man. At one point his one granddaughter was struggling in school because she simply lacked the desire to be there. So he made a deal with her.
If she earned three A's and three B's for the next report card, she would be rewarded with something of her choice. She thought about it and asked if he would get a pierced earing (at age 65) and he agreed.
She worked hard and earned her good grades the following semester, and he pierced his ear, leaving it pierced for the duration of his life. Sometimes he wore a diamond stud, other times a gold stud. That's not just cool, that's Harley Davidson Rock-n-Roll cool.
I had a cousin who passed a few years ago, but while on this side of Heaven he was the essence of cool. A hard working coal miner and devout family man. At one point his one granddaughter was struggling in school because she simply lacked the desire to be there. So he made a deal with her.
If she earned three A's and three B's for the next report card, she would be rewarded with something of her choice. She thought about it and asked if he would get a pierced earing (at age 65) and he agreed.
She worked hard and earned her good grades the following semester, and he pierced his ear, leaving it pierced for the duration of his life. Sometimes he wore a diamond stud, other times a gold stud. That's not just cool, that's Harley Davidson Rock-n-Roll cool.
