Funny things that people say and do

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mailmandan said:
I was at a BBQ restaurant the other day standing at the counter waiting on my order when a customer (who knew the cashier) walked up and was asked by the cashier how they were doing and the customer replied, "just like you, I am living the dream." The cashier replied back, with eyes bugged out, " I don't know about that!" :D
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Dream? What dream? Nobody told me about a dream...
 
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loverofjesus27

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Sometimes i wake up and think Jesus came because the house looks radiant and there's nobody in there. So i'm the funny person.
 
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loverofjesus27 said:
Sometimes i wake up and think Jesus came because the house looks radiant and there's nobody in there. So i'm the funny person.
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Been there done that...hey mo cars have been by in a while...ya think? Vroom. ...... thanks God
 
mailmandan

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People say "no offense" right before they offend you. :eek:
 
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mailmandan said:
People say "no offense" right before they offend you. :eek:
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Ha ha! Just like people who say "I don't mean to change the subject", but then they change the subject. :)
 
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Any time when I'm just enjoying myself in school with me and my computer and a classmate who I barely know just randomly pops by and says "Hey Sonia! How are you doing?"

I just say "Uhhh...(Shoot, they caught me off guard!!! What do I have to say to make them satisfied?!) I'm...uh...fine."

Then that other classmate says "That's great!" and walks off.

Me: "(Huh? That's it? Really?) Oh...sure..."

This has happened to me soooo many times with soooo many different people. :/
 
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I got to read the other posts yet, but i didnt realize snoring was so funny... until i heard son snore in person and i laughed and laughed in the wee hours of the morning. We didnt know what, how to deal with that one night, we just closed their door.
 
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When someone you don't know randomly asks"wanna date my friend"?
 
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Saying I’m starving after a hunger growl for food when there are people who literally ARE starving.
 
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Someone eating bacon and eggs then an hour later fixing a can of beef stew saying "I'm about half dead".
 
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Fenner said:
I think the being equally yolked saying is really important. If you’re a Christian and your spouse isn’t, it can be difficult. Not saying it’s impossible but could be a hard road.

It it takes two people to raise Children and run a house. Also make sure to make time just for you and your spouse, pray together, talk everyday. Communicate, communicate and communicate. LINK
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equally yolked: When two brainiac eggheads fall in love. :)
 
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we have, to our despair and heartache, discovered that many people
would rather lie than tell the Truth...:eek:
 
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People expect people to jump over them and i don’t know beat them up or something. :)
 
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God always expects me to say when it happens: i ran out of meds but i’ll be getting them today.
 
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