Most Random advice ever given to you?

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christiancollegegirl

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When going on a date, don't shave your legs. It keeps things fron going too far. Hairy legs are your only link to reality. I got that from a movie and I really liked it.
 
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missy2shoes

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unless of course he likes mediterranean (sp) looking women.......*got that from watching Mrs Doubtfire*......haha
 
jaylynn83

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Knock it off im tryin to watch t.v.!!!!! my dad gave me and my sister that advice when i was 14
 
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amorelife

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"It'll get better before you get married" my grandaddy always told me that when I would get hurt.
 
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simplydivine

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died...........!!
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WeirdoxTiffers

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Lol, these are making me laugh.
I have one...
Whenever I leave my fiance's house or something, he always says something like, "Don't get eaten by a jellyfish!"
The first time he said something weird like that I was like "What? What does that even mean?" hahaha.
 
jaylynn83

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never go grocery shopping when your hungry you'll buy everything you see
 
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simplydivine

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oooh a very good advise to Remember: !!Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river!!
 
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missy2shoes

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hahahahah to be sure ahhh to be sure ;)
 
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missy2shoes

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ohhh yea agree too.....I try to have a good breaky before going but....yea lol......if I'm hungry.....this women ain't leaving the chocolate aisle in a hurry let me tell ya ;)
 
jaylynn83

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hahah ohhh i know i could hang out in that isle forever just STARING at all the different kinds of choclate and candy!!!!!!!!
 
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missy2shoes

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ohhh man I heart that aisle....I have a crush on that aisle lol
 
jaylynn83

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hahahah I have a crush on the guy that stocks that isle!!!!
 
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missy2shoes

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LOL.....I walked passed a guy the other week stocking shelves and he smelled lovely lol.....
 
jaylynn83

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hahahahah................ they smell like foood lovely delicious foooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!! i just wana get next to um and take a big WIF.......
 
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missy2shoes

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hahahahahaha chocolate cologneeeeee......sends me wild LOL
 
jaylynn83

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Thats right men... if you really want points!! RUB SOME CHOCLATE ALL OVER YA SELF BEFORE A DATE!!!
 
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