Most Random advice ever given to you?

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missy2shoes

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#81
LOL........
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#82
how do you use a hot dog as a rolling pin?
 
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goth4god

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#83
well we were making pigs in a blanket and we rolled out the biscuit dough with them! lol
 
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missy2shoes

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#84
:D...........................
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#85
that's cool!
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missy2shoes

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#86
#86
Never sit on an ant hill nest
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Zoeboy

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#87
#87
dont walk in the grass barefoot you never know what yu would step on
 
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missy2shoes

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#88
If ya stand out in the rain you'll get wet.....unless of course ya wearing a raincoat boots and hat and holding an umbrella....eh.....:p
 
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Zoeboy

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#89
#89
dont let a diesel engine run completely out of fuel
 
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missy2shoes

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#90
#90
eat ya crusts and your hair will go curly..............
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#91
too late, my hair is naturally curly
 
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missy2shoes

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#92
and mine remained straight LOL....go figure :p
 
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goth4god

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#93
#93
gnomes dont like fish.
 
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missy2shoes

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#94
#94
never let ya feet dangle at night whilst lying on ya bed......the boogie man who lives under the bed will grab them :p
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#95
#95
Forget the boogie man, it's the chupacabra i'm worried about!
 
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missy2shoes

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#96
*wonders whta a chupacabra is*
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#97
#97
it's the mexigan version of the boogie man. Who's gonnna be afraid of a giant booger? The older ones scare the little ones into behaving by saying the chupacabra is gonna get them. it's way worse than a monster under the bed or a gnome in the closet
 
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missy2shoes

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#98
*Missy is now scared of chuppy :p*
 
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goth4god

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#99
#99
ha ha! the mexicans I work with at camp talk about it!
 
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missy2shoes

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#100
#100
Always wear a parachute when jumping out a plane........;)
 
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