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PopClick

PopClick

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Why do some packages of food say "tear here to open", but when you tear there, they don't actually open?
 
Reborn

Reborn

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Rosesrock said:
why is it so hot here?
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It's hot everywhere. The planet is officially melting......haven't you been following the news, Rose?
I believe it's mentioned in Revelation?
Practice-English said:
Ask Reborn Anything!!!
I'm practice-english,
did you know that ?
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I do now.
Its nice to meet you, l'm Superman. :)

melita916 said:
on the radio this morning, i heard there's a new product out: vegan bacon.

how does this make you feel?
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When you cook it, will it sit and bathe in grease?
Yes? Good.
Pour me a cup.
 
Reborn

Reborn

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PopClick said:
Why do some packages of food say "tear here to open", but when you tear there, they don't actually open?
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Because......

"Tear here to open, if it doesn't open, jab it with a butter knife as you make weird faces , if that doesn't work, take the package outside and back your car over it until it explodes. Caution: wear eye protection"

....was too long to put on the item? I think?
 
melita916

melita916

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Reborn said:
When you cook it, will it sit and bathe in grease?
Yes? Good.
Pour me a cup.
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apparently, it's some red seaweed that when cooked, it tastes like bacon.

do you trust this?
 
Dino246

Dino246

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LittleBit1987 said:
Why is it that Arizona is the ONLY state in the U.S. That isn't with the whole "time change"? :p
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And I have preserved for Myself a remnant, who hath not bowed the knee...

in Saskatchewan, which also hath not bowed the knee, ;)
Dino
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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Reborn,

Will I ever learn to play YYZ on bass from beginning to end? Or am I forever resigned to only play the first minute and twenty seconds of it?
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Reborn:

Why do you continue to encourage people to start such threads? Tired of being just a pawn? The Apostle Paul said we should be content with such as we are/have..........so get over this pagan desire to become a Bishop.
 
Reborn

Reborn

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Siberian_Khatru said:
Reborn,

Will I ever learn to play YYZ on bass from beginning to end? Or am I forever resigned to only play the first minute and twenty seconds of it?
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All I know, is that you're missing the letter "X" up there.
That is all I got.
Sorry, SK.


p_rehbein said:
Reborn:

Why do you continue to encourage people to start such threads? Tired of being just a pawn? The Apostle Paul said we should be content with such as we are/have..........so get over this pagan desire to become a Bishop.
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I am not sure why anyone would think I would answer anything with a serious reply.
I even checked off the " Native American" and "Female" boxes on my drivers test exam.

People keep starting these??
I have no idea why?



It's not like I love the attention or anything. :)
 
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Mitspa

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Hey reborn...thinking im going to be getting a raise at work...next couple of weeks? What do you think? :)
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Reborn:

Why do you continue to encourage people to start such threads? Tired of being just a pawn? The Apostle Paul said we should be content with such as we are/have..........so get over this pagan desire to become a Bishop.


I am not sure why anyone would think I would answer anything with a serious reply.
I even checked off the " Native American" and "Female" boxes on my drivers test exam.

People keep starting these??
I have no idea why?



It's not like I love the attention or anything. :)


Well, when your Father is a King........I suppose we should expect such behavior.

 
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Rosesrock

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You're really a teenage mutant ninja turtle aren't you.
 
Reborn

Reborn

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Mitspa said:
Hey reborn...thinking im going to be getting a raise at work...next couple of weeks? What do you think? :)
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I'm going to say, yes, you probably deserve it.

Actually, a lot of hard working people deserve raises.



Rosesrock said:
You're really a teenage mutant ninja turtle aren't you.
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Yes,
Michael-Angelo.
Michelangelo

or Mikey.
 
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Mitspa

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Wow ...I thought popclick was smarter than you...but now I think you both may be very wise :)
 
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wwjd_kilden

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#75
How come those who write job ads want so many contradictions?
(IE good team player and likes working individually. Can do things fast AND does things detailed and perfectly etc)
 
Reborn

Reborn

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wwjd_kilden said:
How come those who write job ads want so many contradictions?
(IE good team player and likes working individually. Can do things fast AND does things detailed and perfectly etc)
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Sorry, these days they are looking to hire robots.

Cool robots.....like the Terminator, or RoboCop, or even Megatron.
They don't want those so called "robots" that really aren't robots, but are more like gimmick bots,
like the vacuum that sweeps the floor on it's own, or Johnny 5......or Donald Trump.

We're in trouble.
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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Reborn said:
Sorry, these days they are looking to hire robots.

Cool robots.....like the Terminator, or RoboCop, or even Megatron.
They don't want those so called "robots" that really aren't robots, but are more like gimmick bots,
like the vacuum that sweeps the floor on it's own, or Johnny 5......or Donald Trump.

We're in trouble.
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What about cyborgs? I saw a job listing that said that candidates, "Must have thick skin. Coworkers are insensitive clods." Would that be, like, rubber? Or some kind of polymer application? Maybe something more like the living tissue the T800 infiltrator unit had?
 
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Practice-English

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#78
I come back
Reborn
with a
new question
to ask!

Which Fruits do you prefer,
Which Vegetables do you prefer,
BYE

 
Reborn

Reborn

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Siberian_Khatru said:
What about cyborgs? I saw a job listing that said that candidates, "Must have thick skin. Coworkers are insensitive clods." Would that be, like, rubber? Or some kind of polymer application? Maybe something more like the living tissue the T800 infiltrator unit had?
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Maybe? The T800 was fitted with a Arnold Schwarzenegger type skin.
Never mind.....I think you're right, Bro.

Target, Walmart, etc....are looking for cyborgs, actually, I've seen a few working the registers already.......... They never smile.

Practice-English said:
I come back
Reborn
with a
new question
to ask!

Which Fruits do you prefer,
Which Vegetables do you prefer,
BYE
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I like all fruits and vegetables.
I love to dice them up and sprinkle them on 24 oz steaks and pork chops.

I try my best to be healthy.
 
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cmarieh

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Reborn said:
I like all fruits and vegetables.
I love to dice them up and sprinkle them on 24 oz steaks and pork chops.

I try my best to be healthy.
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Some vegetables are really good in omelets too and of course a bowl of fresh fruit to go along side of it. Yum
 
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