Cruising on a ship is sinful!! It makes a person do things they wouldn't normally do while on a boat. Such as sunbathing. Sunbathing is sinful!! It's blasphemy, blasphemy I tell you! And board games are evil. Scrabble is evil! And eating from the food buffet is evil! Pagans, all of you! Paganistic heathens..
*required this is pagan rant over*
Carry on..