Corrupted Wish Game

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JustxJeena

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EXAMPLE:

Person one: "I wish I had a pony."

Person two: "Granted, but it eats all your plants. I wish I was taller."

... & so on. =]






I wish I was already home.
 

Kakashi

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Oh man this game sounds fun.

Granted, but your house has been burned down and is mere ashes now, but it's still your "home"

i wish I was more muscly

GO!
 

JustxJeena

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Granted, but your muscles get so big that they POP!

I wish my hair was longer.
 

Kakashi

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Granted, but your hair gets so long that you go crazy from rabid Italians chasing you because they think your hair is long angel hair pasta.

haha that's as random as i could make it.

i wish I had an iphone.
 
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BIG_RED_5891

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Granted, but the "Will it Blend" guy from youtube borrows it and blends it to a million pieces

I wish I was rich....
 

JustxJeena

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Granted, but you're not allowed to spend any of the money 'til you're 89.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.
 
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oo hard. Granted, but this causes you to miss your own wedding, because you were busy not procastinating on work you really needed to get done.

I wish I had the ability to tell someone I love, "I love you."
 
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way to be difficuilt....granted, you tell them but they can't hear you.
I wish someone would scrape the ice off my car.
 
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granted, but they use a big machine and it takes off the top of ur car :-O

i wish cookies never existed!
 

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Kakashi

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granted, but it turns out that cookies become the only food that can save your family from a terrible disease, but they don't exist anymore! Way to go betsy -_- lol

I wish i was a vampire.
 
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granted, but it turns out that cookies become the only food that can save your family from a terrible disease, but they don't exist anymore! Way to go betsy -_- lol

I wish i was a vampire.

are you a twilight wannabe?
 
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alright kakashi, youre a vampire, but you live north of the arctic circle and its perpetually summertime, meaning that its almost always light outside and you are then forced to remain in an underground dungeon-majigger to avoid the sunlight. Very few aminals or peoples wander down there so you are starving.

id like to not have a torn rotator cuff.
 
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Topher

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Granted, but without a torn rotator cuff you wouldn't be in near as much pain!

I wish I had a kid. (Too easy to think of a downside to this one, I know!)
 

JustxJeena

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Granted, but without a torn rotator cuff you wouldn't be in near as much pain!

I wish I had a kid. (Too easy to think of a downside to this one, I know!)
Your corruption was kinda fail =P

GRANTED but he turns out JUST LIKE YOU! =P haha I win.

I wish I had a boyfriend!
 
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Topher

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Granted, but he would likely turn out to be a cannibal. Then, there'd be a really awkward moment when you bring him to your parent's place for thanksgiving, and you all discover him nibbling on one of your old relatives who fell asleep on the couch.

I wish I could be alive for the second coming.
 

Kakashi

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are you a twilight wannabe?

I'm going to address this and not the game because it bears explaining.


Twilight is NOT vampire savvy. at. all. No one in those series is an actual vampire according to the mythos. That series does no service to the actual lore and all the awesomeness behind it. That is all lol.
 
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Abing

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Granted, but he would likely turn out to be a cannibal. Then, there'd be a really awkward moment when you bring him to your parent's place for thanksgiving, and you all discover him nibbling on one of your old relatives who fell asleep on the couch.

I wish I could be alive for the second coming.

Granted - no corruption for that :p
 
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maybe you can restart the game ;) Topher ended it by posting an incorruptible wish :D
 
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Kakashi

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Oh you guys......no wish is uncorruptable!!

Granted, you are around for the second coming, but you find you that not all dogs go to heaven after all, especially the jerk ones :p

See, that wasn't so hard lol, the game continues!!

Oh right my wish, i wish i had all my christmas presents already,

there an easy one