Ducky War

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RushBreeze

RushBreeze

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Dec 20, 2011
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Good morning one and all! :D
I hereby hope to introduce you all to the great and mighty Ducky War.

Twas a long time ago that the dear Brookeyrose and I wandered the hallowed halls of the TVU Rant Boards and chat rooms. (A Christian forum and board system for teens and young adults who tuned into the Christian music channel TVU) It it was on there and due to a strange set of circumstances which I cannot entirely remember that a war was started. A battle, in fun, over an illusionary internet ducky. The battle raged for months in the thread as users summoned their most creative and awe inspiring wits to think up new and creative ways to steal, hide, and protect their favourite figurative friend from other users.

There are only a couple rules:
-You can't kill anyone
-The ducky can always be stolen, there is no completely impervious protection, that takes all the fun away
-Lets not drag God and the Devil into it, cause God will always win, and Satan isn't someone to be teaming up with

Other then that I think we are good to go. If some unforeseen circumstance arises that calls for the making of a new rule it will be discussed and approved at that time.

*Places Sir Ducks-a-Lot on a table surrounded by spikes, sharks and piranhas*

And go!
 
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brookeyrose

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Oh man.. it has been so long!! I feel like a legend stepping onto new territory.. it has been a very long time since I've been on another forum, so I'm pretty excited.

onward..

I guess I'll make it easy at first.. for anyone wishing to join.. it generally gets harder but don't be discouraged!! you just need imagination!!:)


Although it has been many years since I have stolen or even seen the ducky..my senses have not been dulled. I arose from my sleep, like a bear coming out of hibernation.. something is different about today. I looked at my trustly companion, Stella, my cat and immediatley knew the ducky was back. I dusted off all my gear and supplies I have needed in past wars and set off on my jounrey. Of course it was not too far off, no need to get in my spaceship or anything.. :). Brookey takes out her trusty fishing pole that she never uses because she doesn't like fishing and because she is a genius..already knew how to use it and caught the ducky in a flash!!

Now that was the easy part..*looks around suspiciously* hiding time. I get inside my brookey mobile and travel to a remote location in the woods, no gps in the world would ever be able to program/find this place.. google map has never heard of it.. no where can you find directions to this place. why do I know where it is? I told you I'm a genius. I placed the ducky in the hands of a very dangerous bear..except he loves me..and told him no matter what!! don't let anyone have it!!

let the war begin :)
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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Found it. It was in my closet (not on Google maps), next to my 10 year old, miniature wooden carving of a bear (he's too small to be dangerous, and too inanimate to be loving). I threw them both in the trash, took the trash out, and the garbage man grabbed it.

The trick now is finding which landfill it's in. ;) By ducky!
 
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brookeyrose

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well...I did say that the ducky was in the woods, not in your closet. part of this game is trying to come up with ways around impossible situations. you have to at least acknowledge the previous post and go from there. plus I put a lot of work into mine lol.. you know what I mean?
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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I just wanted to be cynical, haha.

And according to the rules, there is no impossible ("impervious") situation!
 
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