How far off topic can we go? A game of sorts

JesusLives

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joefizz said:

Today I have been in the bible forum a lot...
Reminds me of boiled cabbage and a cool breeze.

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Why is it flatulence smell like boiled cabbage or rotten eggs?.... I love a cool breeze up wind from previous sentence....

 

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joefizz

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JesusLives said:

Why is it flatulence smell like boiled cabbage or rotten eggs?.... I love a cool breeze up wind from previous sentence....

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I am not laughing right now maybe,can we stay on topic or can we continue being silly?
the answer...
Buy some Jello and mello out!

 

SovereignGrace

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Watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle. I like dill pickles.

 

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joefizz

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I have never found all the easter egg in real life only in some video games,Talking is one of my favorite hobbies!

 

SovereignGrace

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I had a hobby horse once. But, I don't bet on horses.

 

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joefizz

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They say knock on wood for good luck but what about fragile wood that can break anytime?
kung fu panda is pretty funny and cool!

 

SovereignGrace

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I had panda once. Tasted like bamboo. Too much bamboo make too much bampoo...

 

WineRose

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Btw, I sometimes feel as if the sky would look prettier if it were green instead of blue...

 

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Philadelphia Eagle's jersey? More green or more blue?

 

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joefizz

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WineRose said:

Btw, I sometimes feel as if the sky would look prettier if it were green instead of blue...

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Either way it would look so beautiful just as it is now.

 

SovereignGrace

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I was beautiful once, until I looked in the mirror and was corrected by that ghastly image. Images may appear large than they really are...

 

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Beavers are larger than they seem on TV shows.

 

SovereignGrace

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Beavers are larger than they seem on TV shows.

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I tried that once. Tasted too much like wood and had way too many splinters in my teeth afterwards. I heard George Washington had wooden false teeth.

 

dcontroversal

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SovereignGrace said:

I tried that once. Tasted too much like wood and had way too many splinters in my teeth afterwards. I heard George Washington had wooden false teeth.
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George Washington never told a lie. Politicians always tell the truth when their lips are moving.

 

SovereignGrace

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Pilate asked what is truth? If a pilot, at 33,000 feet looks around and asks, "What do I do to land this thing?", begin praying earnestly.

 

preacher4truth

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joefizz said:

They say knock on wood for good luck but what about fragile wood that can break anytime?
kung fu panda is pretty funny and cool!

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Call Orkin. They're number one. They get the job done.

 

SovereignGrace

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Mork was from Orkin...oh wait.

Hmmm, I had to wait in line once to go to the restroom. Didn't turn out good at all.

#Ooops!!