How to Get to Heaven

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Richie_2uk

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#1
Watch this. its only for 5 mins. this is for a bit a fun. But the question is, which would you choose.

[video=youtube;1hFvxzTMw6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFvxzTMw6k[/video]
 
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jkalyna

Guest
#2
I think they were both high on something, but this is what I would do to find out, not answer but tell them guards to step aside, and open both doors, the one with an exit sign is the one to heaven, the other is a trap, with no way out.
Life is like this sometimes, but Jesus is faithfull, he said, he will make an escape, and not put upon us more than we could bear, so, moral of this flick, is don't logic your way out, use the sword, and cut that thing in 2 and get on the other side. Very thought provoking, luv the BRITISH accent, yeah,,, need to get me one of those British guys, or train one to talk like this, lollllllllll u think I'm jk. lollllll
:) p.s. no surprizes at my door. lollllllllllllllll
 
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Richie_2uk

Guest
#3
I think they were both high on something, but this is what I would do to find out, not answer but tell them guards to step aside, and open both doors, the one with an exit sign is the one to heaven, the other is a trap, with no way out.
Life is like this sometimes, but Jesus is faithfull, he said, he will make an escape, and not put upon us more than we could bear, so, moral of this flick, is don't logic your way out, use the sword, and cut that thing in 2 and get on the other side. Very thought provoking, luv the BRITISH accent, yeah,,, need to get me one of those British guys, or train one to talk like this, lollllllllll u think I'm jk. lollllll
:) p.s. no surprizes at my door. lollllllllllllllll
Glad you like the British! lol.
 
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Richie_2uk

Guest
#4
Which would you choose? what question what you ask?

[video=youtube;1hFvxzTMw6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFvxzTMw6k[/video]
 
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jkalyna

Guest
#5
yeah Richie I do , it's good if you like the way someone sounds, I could listen to that accent all day long, and then somemore, some start a fight like "when will you stop talking already," I would say, why arn't you talking all day, nuts right, but true.
:) again please don't show up at the door. jk;;;; lollllllllllllllll
 
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jkalyna

Guest
#6
yeah Richie I do , it's good if you like the way someone sounds, I could listen to that accent all day long, and then somemore, some start a fight like "when will you stop talking already," I would say, why arn't you talking all day, nuts right, but true.
:) again please don't show up at the door. jk;;;; lollllllllllllllll
I'm laughing too too much right now, the next thread could be help me out of this place, this women has me tied up and forcing me to talk 24/7. lollllllllllllllllll
 
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jkalyna

Guest
#7
Might be packing up to go visit you in Britian, might show up at your door, jk. Don't worry about that don't like planes. Maybe the parachute, I will land right on top of your house, like santa, and down the chimmey, surprize. I bet your getting ready to run LOLLLLLLLLLL
Thanks for that video.
lots of laughs :)
 
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Richie_2uk

Guest
#8
Might be packing up to go visit you in Britian, might show up at your door, jk. Don't worry about that don't like planes. Maybe the parachute, I will land right on top of your house, like santa, and down the chimmey, surprize. I bet your getting ready to run LOLLLLLLLLLL
Thanks for that video.
lots of laughs :)
you dont like planes? well it dont stop you going by boat, or swim? haha.
 
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jkalyna

Guest
#9
Ah ha problem solved, coming on horseback. Please have a bail of hay ready for it. lolllllllllll
 
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Richie_2uk

Guest
#10
Ah ha problem solved, coming on horseback. Please have a bail of hay ready for it. lolllllllllll
Yes and a warm mug of Tea. lol
 
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Richie_2uk

Guest
#11
Which door would you choose? or what question would you ask? or what would you do in this situation?

[video=youtube;1hFvxzTMw6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFvxzTMw6k[/video]
 
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jkalyna

Guest
#12
Yes tea I like, havn't seen the rest of the UK people on here, praying for them, COME BACK, luv your speech, very sophisticated, classey, and welcoming. Watch thouogh who you invite in, don't want that big bad wolf, sitting at your table during dinner he might eye you up and eat you instead of what is on the plate. lol had coffee today Richie, maybe something was in it, bless the Lord. jk :)
 
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Richie_2uk

Guest
#13
I would ask them both this one question, could they both move out of the way. So I can check both doors. lol

[video=youtube;1hFvxzTMw6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFvxzTMw6k[/video]
 
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jkalyna

Guest
#14
Richie, I had great fellowship with you today, your a great bro. :) God Bless you!
 
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jkalyna

Guest
#15
The straiaght and narrow, what does it really mean. Is there a road somewhere is the yellow brick road to the Wizard of Oz,,
We walk these roads on this place called earth, wide and narrow, some smooth, some dusty n rusty, and the ride is bumpy.
There's a spiritual way, the road that will lead to heaven, beware, distractions along the way, honky tonk bars, and all the else.
You could sit at the happy hour and hope your dreams pop out of that bottle, or you could pray for an hour, and feel JOY for a REAL LONG TIME,,,,If you keep praying you get wiped out, splashed, tossed, and sheltered in his love, not
shattered..
 

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