I think perhaps DPP was just trying (unsuccessfully) to be humorous.
But, if I am wrong..................... Guard your head, DPP. JL and I may argue, tooth and nail, but she is a well-loved friend and sister to MANY people on here. She is a sensitive person, and really hung it out there in baring her soul in that long post. She doesn't need any ____ thrown her way. And it should be fair warning that continued attempts to perpetuate your sort of "humor" may well result in many of us making your time here rather uncomfortable.
The ball is in your court, Friend.