Skritches............for Mens Only

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peacenik

peacenik

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^ blonde fixin' to secretly place a few boxes of chocolates at your door step ?
 
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Messy

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Bought one for my son. Got tired of scratching his back.
 
Dan_473

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Sirk said:
I just use the claw on my hammer. Lol
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of course! that's what any manly-man would do

I've also used a stick right out of the woods

*manly-man hi-five*
 
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Rosesrock

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They're around. I think they stopped and asked for directions.
 
Dan_473

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Miri said:
Men aren't very good at keeping conversations going without a woman's
input so I thought I would help them out a bit. :D
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very true!

actually, it makes sense... men are optimized for hunting, where bonding and communication without speaking are plusses

women are optimized for activities that work best with conversation

(climbs off of soapbox for now)
 
p_rehbein

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WEMMENS:

I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.

MENSES:

You got great eyesight!
 
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Messy

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p_rehbein said:
WEMMENS:

I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.

MENSES:

You got great eyesight!
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Yesterday my son was doing my hair. I said: Well, do I look beautiful now?
With a totally honest face: hmmm you could use some Nivea for your wrinkles.
 
peacenik

peacenik

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I wonder if any of the gals here would appreciate hearing just a little more from some of the guys in their womens only thread ?
 
Dan_473

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peacenik said:
I wonder if any of the gals here would appreciate hearing just a little more from some of the guys in their womens only thread ?
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I'm sure they would

when I was there, they were practically begging me to stay, if you read between the lines.
 
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Rosesrock

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p_rehbein said:
WEMMENS:

I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.

MENSES:

You got great eyesight!
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Menses: blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

Ummmm
 
p_rehbein

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Rosesrock said:
Menses: blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

Ummmm
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yeah, that is part of the natural human process for wemmens...........didya think it would gross me out?

Sorry.............but I can pretend to be if ya want.... :)
 
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Rosesrock

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p_rehbein said:
yeah, that is part of the natural human process for wemmens...........didya think it would gross me out?

Sorry.............but I can pretend to be if ya want.... :)
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You were using menses as a cute word for men. Cracked me up. Nah you don't have to be anything. It's a natural process just like PMS and throwing remotes. Lol
 
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