The funny Thread,,,

[jkalyna]

What's so funny today. Humor is like good humor Ice cream, it feels good when spiritually digested. Laughter is like medicine.

 

[JimJimmers]

I once found a four-leaf clover. My sister told me I could save it by putting it between the pages of a large book. I told her I didn't want to press my luck.

This actually happened, by the way. She didn't think it was that funny, but I still smile when I think of it. Mr. budding comedian. What do you think, Jkalayna?

 

[jkalyna]

All the things going on in the world, bad news, maybe bad hairday, etc.
It goes on, and on, and on, and on, and maybe just could start getting depressing.
It would be hard to be able to laugh, and be jolly while the world is being slowly destroyed, in more ways than one.
So,,, what do we do,, things could make us happy, for a while, but the
Joy of the Lord is very different, it takes us out of these things, and touches us with the Joy of the Lord, it is super natural.
There has been a lot of supernatural laughter here, when one says something in love, then it touches another, in the JOy of the Lord, and laughter breaks out, breaks the heaviness, and is good as medicine, and rolls like a rolling rock, into spiritual drunkenness of delight with no hang overs.
I've experienced this many times here, over and over, and never laughed so bad, in my entire life. It people could experience this kind of laughter they probably would pay everything for this feeling of Love bursting into laughs.
So, there are alot of funny videos, to post, there are some really funny people who are gifted just in this area.
So anything,
Sometimes people's posts are just so funny, and are not meant to be.
God is Love, and wants us to enjoy our days, believe it or not, regardless
of everything.
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[jkalyna]

Homwardbound, r u on, do you feel offended. Please say something, it makes me laugh,,,

 

[jkalyna]

Waiting for your posts homwardbound, what ever you say, is either, a Joy in the Lord, from scripture, or the funny bone, a merry heart doeth good like medicine.

 

[jkalyna]

I knew I was always the serious type, So good by thread, don't have any jokes to tell.

 

[crossnote]

I knew I was always the serious type, So good by thread, don't have any jokes to tell.

I just saw a cat type but never a serious type.

 

[jkalyna]

after the manicure the cat got mad and ate the keyboard, to teach a lesson, for trying to make him human, or a girl. ​

 

[jkalyna]

So fish look funny,,, ​​

 

[jkalyna]

​Fish are smelly,,,,​

 

[jkalyna]

​fish pro create, and kiss,,,underwater,,,​

 

[jkalyna]

Did I tell this funny joke, somewhere, a man used to go past the bakery every day, because he said he had a sweet tooth, and bought a bag of sweets, after he wanted to diet, he had it pulled, then it happened again, same thing, a bag went home with him again, he had it pulled, and it went on and on, till they were all pulled out. One day he walked past and put his dentures in his pocket, he still went in and came out with a bag of sweets. Well why are these teeth chattering in my pocket, and saying, your a dummy, your sweet tooth is in your head, so you don't want to know what he did next,,, not really,,

 

[jkalyna]

+++++++

 

[Fishbait]

I invited my paster over for dinner. He knew that I never kept a very clean house but came anyway.

When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. I felt ashamed when he asked, "Were these dishes ever washed?" I replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them". He felt a bit apprehensive but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, I took the dishes outside and yelled "Here Soap! Here Water!"

 

[Trinity33]

Mushroom walks into a bar...bartender says, hey you can't stay here, mushroom says....why? I'm a fun gi! Lol

 

[Lynx]

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve ropes here." So the rope walks out, ties himself in a knot, frays his ends out and walks back in. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you that rope that was just in here?" The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot." (afraid not)

 

[Trinity33]

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve ropes here." So the rope walks out, ties himself in a knot, frays his ends out and walks back in. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you that rope that was just in here?" The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot." (afraid not)

Lmao!!!!!!

 

[jkalyna]

I forgot about this thread. The joy of the Lord is very good, it is excellent. HOwever, whenever some people come on to christian chat, they bring a luggage, and don't know what to do with it. Either to find fault, and fill it up with it and take it and cause trouble, or they bring it and leave it, as baggage full of problems. Leaving the baggage sometimes you come back for it, but giving it away to someone, to take it from you for good, is saying, could you help me with this, it's to heavy to carry around my entire life long, take it from my shoulders, and I will be free of it. Or the other way around, the*heavier*it gets, the more strife there is to make, a split hair of rebellion, and meekness. When you look for trouble you will find it, because no one is perfect, thinking you are, is very easy to *dislike everyone. Looking for friends, is like looking for Jesus, because he is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother. Carry your luggage, baggage around here, and there, and it keeps filling up everywhere you go, because *everyone wants to leave their signature on your life, and it isn't always written in a pretty note, but coming here, and learning that there are other's like you, because your a human like every other, is the beginning of being wise.*

 

[Pemican]

When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.

Nothing can ever be made fool proof because fools are so ingenious.

 

[didymos]

What's funny is that jkalyna will probably complete the rest of this thread.