The Terrible Advice Thread

[joefizz]

Try to cash a check by giving your bank a carnival ticket and expect a large sum of money.

 

[joefizz]

play a sad song then sing a happy song at the same time.

 

[WineRose]

Want to get along well with others?

Challenge a really buff guy to a 'friendly' fistfight! It's what bros do, right?

 

[MultilingualMessenger]

Want to get along well with others?

Challenge a really buff guy to a 'friendly' fistfight! It's what bros do, right?

Remember to gather a crowd to watch the fight!

 

[joefizz]

Try going to a library to "talk" with people,and you will not get shushed.

 

[joefizz]

Try catching a pokemon with an acorn.

 

[joefizz]

Open a bag of chips by straining to open the bag so you can play a fun game of pick up chips!

 

[Lynx]

Start a conversation with Lynx about music, or computers, or best of all making music with a computer! You will get a good conversation that will be easy to understand, enlightening and it won't be a very long conversation at all.

I promise! =^.^=

 

[MultilingualMessenger]

If you want to be warm in the snow, wear your bathing suit.

 

[SovereignGrace]

Run naked through a briar patch and then rinse yourself off with a rag doused in rubbing alcohol.

 

[SovereignGrace]

To an Arminian:

Have a Romans 9 debate with a Calvinist.

I know...I know...boo hiss boo hiss...

 

[laura_charlotte]

If you want a thread to die, keep referring to it every chance you get in unrelated threads.

Ensure you convince others you don't wish to incite anything in unrelated threads, but you have the best interests of all your dear friends at heart and you just need to take another swipe in emblazoned script.

 

[joefizz]

Seek friends that only ask you for money and materialistic things.

 

[SovereignGrace]

Have this as a signature...

"We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God."

And then call ppl childish and immature.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

Drinking a whole bottle of castor oil is a great cure for sneezing.

 

[SovereignGrace]

Peanut butter is great at correcting constipation.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

Expiration dates on food are just suggestions. Don't be a wuss. Eat that funky-smelling cottage cheese.

 

[joefizz]

Eat some just cooked food before it has time to cool down so that your food won't get cold and it's harmless anyways.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

Never read owner's manuals, and certainly never, ever pay attention to those pesky tags that say stupid things like "no serviceable parts inside". If you've got thumbs and can manipulate tools, get in there and fix it.

 

[joefizz]

If a sign says do not touch,enter,or crime scene,just over look those signs people would rather you know from finding out what those signs mean from action rather than asking questions.