Things MEN like...
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Ladies learn a LOT after being married for almost 30 years. He absolutely swears I make the best chocolate chip cookie ever. And that's why I keep making them for him. Gotta have his cookies. 
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Things that this man likes (this thread desperately needs some testosterone!) ...
<-- the fact I'm married to that gorgeous woman (her saying "yes" had to be a moment of temporary insanity!)
<-- the fact I can study this anytime I want
<-- that we have a vibrant, alive one of these (but not this one) to attend weekly
<-- out combined family of adult children (7 total, plus two sons-in-law and four grandkids)
<-- the fact I am good at this, as God has gifted me to do it.
(Carl Edwards, even if he is drivin' a stinkin' Toyota now!)
oh, and I go out and
(irritate myself and golf balls) occasionally.
That's what this guy likes.
oh, and I go out and
That's what this guy likes.
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I was brought up with my 4 cousins all men and my brother would also come home from shore leave from the Royal Navy so it was 5 men versus one woman - me - while growing up. So I think I have a fair idea of the topic.
Here is a list, see if you agree with it.
Men like:-
to be in charge of the remote control,
leaving the toilet seat up just to annoy women,
curry and chips washed down with alcohol and they like to brag about who had the hottest curry,
tinkering around with anything mechanical and cleaning the same nut/bolt/part over and over again until it shines, but completely ignore the oil all over the floor,
being in charge of the bbq in the garden but don't like to go anywhere near the cooker in the kitchen, unless it's to warm something up for the bbq,
Spend hours vaccing out the car, waxing the car, polishing the car but won't touch a vacuum cleaner or duster in the house,
pretending that the reason they are lighting the fireworks is to keep everyone else safe, when really they just love the thrill of lighting the fireworks,
never ask for directions, they would rather spend hours and hours going in circles than admit they are lost,
secretly spend lots of time in front of the mirror but won't admit it,
spend hours looking for lost car keys then pretend they knew where they were all along, or that it was the woman's fault for losing them in the first place,
if they do manage to find the kitchen and cook something they somehow manage to use every pot, pan and utensil in the place and leave the washing up for the woman, after all they cooked the dinner didn't they,
take great pride and joy in putting up the lights at Christmas, testing everyone and spend ages repositioning them until they are just right. But if a normal light bulb goes they take ages to replace it,
Ah men - can't live with them / can't live without them. God bless Um.
Uh uh I'm in trouble now.
Here is a list, see if you agree with it.
Men like:-
to be in charge of the remote control,
leaving the toilet seat up just to annoy women,
curry and chips washed down with alcohol and they like to brag about who had the hottest curry,
tinkering around with anything mechanical and cleaning the same nut/bolt/part over and over again until it shines, but completely ignore the oil all over the floor,
being in charge of the bbq in the garden but don't like to go anywhere near the cooker in the kitchen, unless it's to warm something up for the bbq,
Spend hours vaccing out the car, waxing the car, polishing the car but won't touch a vacuum cleaner or duster in the house,
pretending that the reason they are lighting the fireworks is to keep everyone else safe, when really they just love the thrill of lighting the fireworks,
never ask for directions, they would rather spend hours and hours going in circles than admit they are lost,
secretly spend lots of time in front of the mirror but won't admit it,
spend hours looking for lost car keys then pretend they knew where they were all along, or that it was the woman's fault for losing them in the first place,
if they do manage to find the kitchen and cook something they somehow manage to use every pot, pan and utensil in the place and leave the washing up for the woman, after all they cooked the dinner didn't they,
take great pride and joy in putting up the lights at Christmas, testing everyone and spend ages repositioning them until they are just right. But if a normal light bulb goes they take ages to replace it,
Ah men - can't live with them / can't live without them. God bless Um.
Uh uh I'm in trouble now.
