To lighten things up To fart or not to fart is that a question

I hope I don't get banned for this

But God created us and therefore created the fart. God has a since of humor, with all our thiseth and thateth He gave us the fart. Just saying fart puts a smile on your face.

Could you imagine being in California and just before the Earthquake hit some dad said to his kid " pull my finger".

Have you ever been in church and man you ate some red beans and rice with broccoli and you sat there squirming.

Would you let it go or try to leave.

I know it's a man thing, when were watching TV and we don't like what moma is wacthing. we squeeze one out and she leaves and we can watch baseball.

I know you have fart stories.

Let us know.

Oh come on. it's a human thing and we all do it.

Martin Luther was the king of flatulence. I think he sets a good example to follow.

Don't ya think Jesus after eating them raw figs said come here boy's I got to tell you something. Catch that and paint it green.

Jack have you ever farted in church? I meant pew clearing and they said pew.

I said to lighten things up and sometimes we need a laugh and God gave us the fart did He not.

Jack go huff and puff in some other thread. I don't mean to be unruly but it is life is it not. come on Tin I know your begging to get in on this.

Are you talking about the soccer cup. I'm new to that but I think I would fart to watch it.

(banned) ?

Yes I could be banned for talking about this event that happens in our everyday lives. It could be considered inappropriate and people get mad and report me. when I'm just changing things up. It is true that God gave us the fart. I probably shouldn't have started this thread, but I said what the hey, we are so serious and we need a laugh and what better laugh than the God given fart.

http://zomoetdat.nl/thefartfacts.com/index.html

dude I like Australian football, it's like rugby but with a forward pass that must come from the foot. These dudes are athletes.

Suggested ban for this?? Really? Common people, where's the sense of humour and theology combined.
Alright, if you wall want to be serious, I can come up with a biblical connection for this topic to justify its super serious existence... Was the law made for people, or were people made for the law? Or perhaps, are we making new rules that Christ never intended just like the Pharisees? yeah... that's right, good biblical points to ponder and discuss if ever i heard one

Now... awesome farting story.
My friends, engaged, are true monsters. They created a farting trilogy for the ages... star wars eat your heart out, with your nose pegged

Episode 1 - She farted on the dog, then told the dog to "go give daddy kisses"... the smell was infused in the dog and as she jumped in his lap to cuddle a miasma arose, oh so foul
Episode 2 - He (husband) got up to get a drink, leaving her on the couch with his video game paused, as he walked back, farted in front of the fan that was blowing right onto her.
Episode 3 - She (wife) waited until he was so engrossed in his game she could have done anything.... and she did - She stood on the couch next to him, butt right next to his cheek, then yelled. When he turned around to see what was going on, she farted in his face so good his hair moved.

I do think, perhaps the funniest epic rootin, 'tootin' trilogy of all time

Keep em coming we need laughs like this. Fart.

Now who is huffing and puffing? If I give my opinion, it is just that. You seem to be very thin sknned in you humorous approach. Sorry if what I honestly believe, shared with you, should not be allowed, but, the forum is open to all. That is, until one is banned.

So you have reported me, I'm just having fun in a forum that is all theocracy and doctrinal and I think that most ccer's agree. If I am banned then at least these people had a laugh for the moment.